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[i_liek_sushi]

Well first of all, my friend wrote it, so credit goes to him. But I wanted to post it here cuz I still liked it.

It's really old, we turned this in for our LA poetry assignment 3 yrs back (when we were in 9th grade). We got a week of detention, but it was worth seeing the teachers face when she read it. She doesn't know shit anyway.



(1st Verse)

i smoke five cans of dope and drink five cans of coke

got no niggas to sock and now all the ladies screaming out "let me suck cock"

too many whites say too many blacks

too many transwestites say too many claps

too many nines need too many shells

if they too many niggas then they need to go to hell

if negros say that i can't make them cash

then how the hell am i getting these stacks

i see snoop dogg with the crack

in his TEETH, then where is the drug dealer that i can f**kin meet

you be saying bullshit when i rap and all the ladies just throw

tomatoes and potatoes on you man if i was you i'd take a little seat

why don't i just make them guns

and the niggas just be saying "i wanna f**k some huns"

i got five atomic bombs that drop from my ass

and i fly 2 high when i drop it so it'll make a bigger bass

almost 10 times stronger than your little mother f**king d**k sucker

smoke a little pot and you'll just be hot

too many niggers dieing and screaming out "i love you" to their girl which is fake

i did that once and got kicked slapped and punched how much can i take

(Chorus)

i have four 9s and 4 22's installed on my wheels

and opened them bitches from a package that was sealed

and if you jealous of this then go and throw them bowls

i had two bisexual chicks who was suckin my d**k

and i got pissed cause they wouldn't let me sit

and if you jealous of this then go and throw them bowls

(2nd Verse)

9 niggas with 5 white bitches would make the best sex group

i rhyme like Royce Da 59 and spit punchlines like ludacris

the next diss you make on me will definetely miss

the next rhyme you write must be harder than this

i like snoop dogg and dr. dre

how many rhymes in life can i defenitely make

smoked 5 times harder than the nigga who is whack

no dudes in the house just all chicks in their blouse

and in the house i see a f**king mouse

lost 5 lesbos in the scene

and lost 2 janitors so no one can count my f**kin beans

i smack bitches who think i am whack

make them bend down and just look at a little crack

i got five balls and 10 dicks thats what i got in my pack

and the balls just hairy and sagging all over like a sack

snoopy woopy doggy the skinny monkey

the fatty ugly tooti frooti young money

those punchlines are mind blowing

and this time the rhymes are flowing

its like stitching five pieces of cloth

five is more niggas than i ever fought

(Chorus)

Young Money in the Game

and it ain't the same

haha

eminem, d12, pac, biggy, rakim, nas, mobb deep, mos def

haha yeah

[KissMe2408]

lol omg....
i can't believe you actually turned this in for you assignment.
haha dention for a week? man you guys got off easy.
My english teacher would of kicked me out of class.