the official missy elliot unappreciation post Options

[yo pusha]

Hey Missy!

I made this post for you today, because I am tired of you singing of your "sexy cha cha" and how "nobody ever fucks you like the first time". Female Ruben Studdard, nobody wants to hear that!! Also, I don't like your music. You are the artist that single handedly ruins classic beats.

Beep Beep! //
Who got the keys to tha' jeep? //

STOP IT!!! No, you aren't creative. Music fans don't even know what they are supporting. How can you guys make such a big blunder, mistaking "wack" for "creative"??

xo, steven ding




ps. your shoes are wack. and you are a biter.

[yo pusha]

I was trying to say she wasn't completely talentless..if she can entertain an audience..

two words

william hung

[racoons > you]

two words

william hung

that doesnt prove your argument, you know... hes an entertainer, and if can entertain an audience, he is therefore good at what he does.

i like pass that dutch. it makes me smile

[yo pusha]

one missy elliot doesnt produce most of her hit songs so dont give her credit for that, and the ones which she does produce she is a biter. blackstar's childrens story sounds like it was directed to her.. yes i know its not lol

she can entertain an audiance. that is not as hard as it sounds. i find it funny how everyone here hates on 50 cent because he can market himself and entertain his "target audiance" but love people like ruben studdard i mean missy elliot who can entertain their target audiance. i could go into a mental institution and start singing and everyone there would be entertained. am i comparing missy elliots fans to mental dudes? yes.. am i being a tad bit extreme? maybe.. why am i giving myself an interview? i dont know..

by your reasoning, everybody in the music industry has the talent to entertain their target audiance.. which is true.. but then why is there such thing as a hater??

She sings them well and she's making $$ like hell. Stop whining, she's good.

i am hating on missy elliot because her sex appeal is at such a low level that she could not be singing about her sexy cha cha or how she wants you to f**k her like the first time.. i am hating because all her beats are jacked.. i am hating because she doesnt write hre own shit.. because her creativity is overrated.. because her shoes are wack.. because she treats other people as inferiors.. because she is NOT good.. take a second to examine her stolen lyrics and you will realize that she is just another wack rapper making money off a gimmick..

why do you like her? because of her production? then you like her production team.. because of her lyrics? then you like her ghostwriters.. because of her creativity? then you like her video personnel.. because shes a "big" african american woman making money? then you are blinded.. because of the way she dresses? then you like her stylists.. because of her sex appeal? then you should kill yourself..

scream @ me