whats the dumbest thing you ever said? |
 Dec 24 2005, 11:46 PM
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to hell with you  Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506  |
a friend: "geez lucy, you're so slow!"
me: "I am not stoned!" all i can think of for now. |
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Jan 4 2006, 10:48 PM
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 i'm 11,386. back off BITCHES!! Group: Member Posts: 1,596 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,386 |
the dumbest thing i've said...hmmm
this past break, during the ride to winterhaven resorts, i happened to see a large van parked in front of a house, labeled, "COX DIGITAL CABLE" and i shouted out, "that family works at cox digital cable!" and some obnoxious guy in the back of the bus shouted, "or MAYBE THEY'RE JUST GETTING CABLE INSTALLED, GENIUS!" mmm..it was embarassing, yeah.  har har har. |
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