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whats the dumbest thing you ever said?
aznxdreamer
post Dec 24 2005, 11:46 PM
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a friend: "geez lucy, you're so slow!"
me: "I am not stoned!"

all i can think of for now.
 
 
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mouse_3k
post Jan 3 2006, 11:37 AM
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me: suck my d**k

lol yah...


I heard one of my friends say this and it was sooo stupid.

Friend: I do have friends, Im smarter then you!

how you gon put friends and smartness in the same sentence?? haha
 

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