Dumb Song Lyrics Options

[xquizit]

Since someone created a thread about meaningful lyrics, I just thought it would be interesting to post some of the most lame or dumb song lyrics you can think of.

"Them Jeans" - Master P

Shake what you got in them jeans (them jeans)
Girl grab the wall, then shake it like a dog...

I'm country, she country, we country
Come closer, it's a free country
Damn you cute, girl you fine
Keep it right there, I wanna make you mine
Don't play no games, I gotta keep it real
Got the magic stick and a gold grill

LMAO. How stupid and degrading. Leave it to one of the game's worst rappers to come up with some of the lamest songs ever. I'd like to see somebody pass me some lines like that so I can b*tch slap them.

[ryfitaDF]

this is a great song but the words make 0 sense.

Every Time I Die- Ebolarama

"Boys shoot to thrill from the hip. It's time we put the "act" in action.
We've tricked these pigs into thinking that this auction is a pageant.
In no time there will be makeup on our new set of cutlery.
The livestock is star-struck. They're all salivating like ravenous cartoons.
God'am animal.
You'd better watch were you spit.

Squeal like soft music. If it helps, we'll dim the lights on the floor.
Neon bulbs are the cosmetics of swine.
Everybody looks quite dazzling dressed up in their formal attire.
Oh...You'd make a great secret if I could keep you,
but we all spill our guts.

We're locked and loaded.
Drip-fed and bloated.
Our trigger fingers snagged
in the mousetrap of the moment.

Turn the lights off on us, like a moth left in the cold.
In the dark, begging for more.

When the urgency strikes you,
you'd better not lose your nerve.
It's the rush that the cockroaches get
at the end of the world.
It's alright. Its Alright
There's a pail by the bed if you need one
boy you're doing just fine
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans,
when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

Last call, kill it.

We don't think in terms of the morning afters,
and we don't utter a single word of the night befores.
In the meantime we're just thoughtless
incessant buzzing apparatus.
Disillusioned and lonelier than the last man standing.
It doesn't get any better than this
so run like Hell. x3

This is a rock and roll takeover.
Living each day one night at a time.
There were mercy fucks, there was blood.
Oh...You should have been there by my side.
This is passion, this is red-handed denial.
I have no lover and she hasn't the prettiest eyes.

Last call, kill it."