If HipHop Were a High School, contribute |
 Jan 1 2006, 01:08 AM
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Chuck D would teach Political Science.
Wu-Tang would be that crew that nobody fcuked wit'. G-Unit would be that crew that lived in the suburbs but acted hood. Eminem would be the white kid that got his ass whooped all the time and would just fuel the fire by cleverly insulting everyone who does so. Canibus would be kid that got his ass whooped because he beat someone in a battle. Jin would be that asian kid that somehow dressed more hiphop than anyone in the school. Pimp C would be the kid always in detention. Biggie would be the fat kid with an incredibly fine girlfriend... and no one could understand why. E40 would be the kid who no one could understand. Little Brother would be the coolest kids on campus, but no one would figure that out until after they graduate. DipSet would be the popular kids. Cam being the captain of the varsity bball team (he played college ball) and Juelz being his shadow. Jim Jones would be the muscle, Jha Jha the down ass chick and the rest of the crew would tag along for street cred. Paul Wall would be the white guy that was so 'down' that no one really noticed he was white. The Game would always be starting shit with people and everyone would question why he hadn't gotten his ass whooped yet. Mos Def, Common, Talib Kweli, De La Soul, Immortal Technique (among others) would be the intellectuals that never really said much to anyone unless there was an issue that needed to be addressed... and everyone would listen. KanYe West would be that arrogant, cocky prep that people would talk shit about, but would want to be around when he was present. N.E.R.D. would be the band nerds (PUN!). The entire Def Jux crew would be the skaters. Young Jeezy and the Clipse would be the resident dope dealers. R. Kelly would be the 3rd year senior dating a freshman. The Roots would be the band that played at all the school dances. Lil Kim and Trina would be the school whores. Da Brat would be 'one of the guys.' Queen Latifah would teach a feminism course. Outkast and Blackalicious would be the hippies. Miri Ben Ari would be the orchestra nerd. Madlib would be the jazz nut (me?). And Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline would be the whike guys from across town who would come to the school dances to steal moves. |
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Jan 1 2006, 02:56 AM
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Three 6 Mafia would be the goth kids (I made myself laugh at that one)
Skillz would be the kid doing everyone else's homework for profit (he's hiphop's premier ghostwriter). The Luniz wouldn't really be enrolled in school, rather, they'd just always be on campus to buy piff from the resident dope dealers and blaze all the time with Cypress Hill. Papoose would be the new kid that everyone would want to meet. Saigon would be the new kid that everyone is afraid of. MF Doom would be the only kid in school allowed to wear a skimask. K-Os would be that spacey kid that went everywhere with a guitar. He'd never say much because he's quietly laughing at everyone around him. The entire Houston rap movement would chill mainly in the parking lot. Big Pun, Fat Joe, Guerilla Black, Big Moe, Bizarre (among others), would be fighting each other to be first in the lunch line. Raekwon would be the lunch lady (Raekwon the Chef, get it?!) AZ would be the kid that kept dropping out of school and reappearing. |
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Jan 1 2006, 03:10 AM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 1 2006, 2:56 AM) AZ would be the kid that kept dropping out of school and reappearing.  wouldn't that be lauryn hill? |
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