anal sex 101, slightly revised to be more appropriate Options

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condom(s) - never EVER ever EVER EVER EVER have unprotected anal sexual intercourse. it is just stupid. there are micro-organisms that live in the intestines. if these get into the urinary tract, they live there, build up, and cause a urinary tract infection (UTI). AND LET ME TELL YOU.. UTI's ARE NOT FREAKIN FUN.

lubricant - my favorite would be one's own SALIVA, but as we all may know.. dry mouth is quite a prominent occurance when youre banging someone.. so my second place is ASTROGLIDE or other anal lubricants. things like water are NOT an option. water absorbs quite quickly and will leave you with a dry area sooner than you even begin. without a nice slippery area, anal penetration is guaranteed to be unsatisfactory. this is what often leads to people stating that they "dislike" anal intercourse. unfortunately, the anal passage is unable to produce a vast amount of fluid, as does the vaginal passage with vaginal fluids for what is referred to as a "wet" vulva. "dry sex," when the vagina freezes from producing vaginal secretions, is always UNPLEASURABLE. so think of it that way. and a rule of thumb: there is never enough lube. so never be afraid of going overboard, always be afraid of underboard.

PATIENCE & TRUST - patience is a ding dong virtue. UNTIL a couple has become experienced in anal intercourse with each other, the individual being pentrated should ALWAYS have control of the situation. and when i say "experienced couple" i mean the same two single individuals. just because you and your ex always had great anal doesnt make you an expert on how your current lover is going to like it. it is time to start all over and let them teach you what feels good to them. always start off slow and smooth. always ask your partner if they are okay. always take your time. and for crying out loud NEVER GIVE INTO THE NONE EXISTANT PAIN THRESHOLD WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK.. you will regret it in the morning when your a-hole is pissed and sore and possibly even swollen. if you are the giver, NEVER EVER jam your cock into your partners ass. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE VIOLATED YOU AND TORE YOUR BUTTHOLE UP THAT WAY? just dont freakin do it. it hurts, and believe me, it isnt going to make your partner get giddy and say HEY DO THAT AGAIN !!!! youll probably get your booty wooped.

after a few sessions, you and your partner will become trusting and relaxed with each other where anal intercourse can be a more natural and loving experience. listen to each other and learn to love the beauty and art that is anal penetration.

happy ass ramming !

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