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 May 23 2004, 10:04 AM
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Yeah, I dunno if this was told yet or not. and i'm not really up to looking through each and every topic for it.
How many times does 42 go into 12? Michael Jackson. |
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Dec 22 2005, 03:07 PM
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 I like to fill pill bottles with mints and eat them on the bus.. Group: Member Posts: 233 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 293,534 |
I know one!
This little boy asks his father, "Dad is god a boy or a girl?" The dad responds, "I don't know, I think hes both, maybe." Later the little boy asks, "Dad is god white or black?" The dad responds, "Both, probbally." Later the little boy goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, is god Micheal Jackson?" I don't know, I said I know one, but this one isn't that funny to me. |
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WildGriffin Michael Jackson Joke May 23 2004, 10:04 AM
juliar I didnt get it at first...and then... May 23 2004, 10:10 AM
yanners damn...these are REALLY old. who brought another ... Dec 10 2005, 05:23 AM ThePrincessofTKD ooh! some michael jackson jokes!!... May 23 2004, 01:56 PM jEllyBeaNs QUOTE(ThePrincessofTKD @ May 23 2004, 2:56 PM... Dec 18 2005, 09:26 PM IIO__oII ewww haha i dunt get the 12 going into 42..? thing... May 23 2004, 05:56 PM Kathleen Haha...Mariel...that's a lot of Michael Jackso... May 23 2004, 06:57 PM ThePrincessofTKD QUOTE(Kathleen @ May 23 2004, 6:57 PM)Haha...... May 23 2004, 07:05 PM faithin_felix QUOTE(WildGriffin @ May 23 2004, 10:04 AM)Yea... May 23 2004, 08:55 PM WildGriffin QUOTEexplain please. i am dumb
Alrighty.
When a ... May 23 2004, 10:12 PM GinaDaQueen hahaha ... these are hilarious! even though I... May 29 2004, 10:41 AM TiNaBaBY074 even after you explained the joke i dont get it ha... May 29 2004, 02:43 PM LatinaLady i also didnt get it at first but then i was liek w... May 29 2004, 07:46 PM angel-roh wow i kinda do feel bad for michael jackson... cus... May 29 2004, 08:48 PM XxKrNqTcUiTyxX i feel kinda sorry for michael jackson....but thos... May 29 2004, 09:01 PM NatiMarie Those are kind of funny, but I slightly feel sorry... May 29 2004, 09:26 PM dani41790 haha lmao omg those jokes r funni but nasty May 30 2004, 01:20 AM immersion31 lol, funny. wen did micheal jackson get so weird
? May 30 2004, 01:26 AM xislandxstylex QUOTEHow many times does 42 go into 12?
Michael J... May 30 2004, 02:41 AM xBaNaNaSpLiT ...i don't get it either May 31 2004, 01:47 PM SupraS15 Here is one....
Q: How do the lil boys on Michae... May 31 2004, 11:08 PM lilaznkkid i dont get the 42 into 12 one??
i think this is... Jun 1 2004, 09:03 AM SupraS15 Here is another one...
Did you hear about the univ... Jun 2 2004, 10:12 AM darkcoldplace QUOTE(Kathleen @ May 23 2004, 6:57 PM)Haha...... Jun 2 2004, 11:47 AM faithin_felix QUOTE(xBaNaNaSpLiT @ May 31 2004, 1:47 PM)...... Jun 3 2004, 01:38 AM Winter Lol this is sick! But so very funny. Jun 3 2004, 02:03 AM PunknAzN haah i got another joke.
Michael Jackson is inte... Jun 10 2004, 12:09 AM onenonly101 if ya'll still don't get the 12 into 42 jo... Jun 11 2004, 04:05 PM Beyond Elite that's SICK Jun 11 2004, 04:58 PM islandkiss I don't really get it. Jun 13 2004, 11:10 AM mistahpho hes just gay lol,but you guys are hella making fun... Jun 13 2004, 06:44 PM Ryan Q. How did Michael Jackson get food posioning?
A. ... Jun 13 2004, 07:27 PM lilxroxy *is amused*
but i swearr, it's still sick Dec 8 2005, 04:28 AM brownsugar08 I know this thread is old, but that joke isn't... Dec 8 2005, 08:16 AM lilxl0ser hahahahahha laughing my effing ash off!!... Dec 8 2005, 11:35 AM Tribal J_Rome lol siiiiiiick Dec 10 2005, 03:38 PM seremela_culnamo Oh, here's a wrong one:
JOKE:
What time does... Dec 18 2005, 01:14 AM emazing Uhm, gahh.
How nasty. :X Dec 19 2005, 12:04 AM CuddleWitCathy hahaha the picture cracks me up...the one where he... Dec 19 2005, 12:19 AM krn_kiddo254 ^ u mean twenty......8 year olds not 8.....twenty ... Dec 19 2005, 02:24 PM |
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