english 101, lesson 3 Options

[*disco infiltrator*]

This needed to be brought back because it is SO important.

WORDS THAT DO NOT CHANGE WHEN YOU MAKE THEM PLURAL:
Homework.
Advice.
Sheep.
Moose.
Deer.
Pants.
Fish.

There is no such thing as "homeworks". It doesn't exist. Nor is there such a thing as "advices". No.

Incorrect:
omgs i hav soOoOoooOoOoOo many homeworks today >.<;;

Correct:
Oh geez, I have a lot of homework to do tonight. >.<;;

Incorrect:
duz ne1 want sum advices????!!

Correct:
I am completely up for giving advice to anyone who may need it.

That is all for today. Perhaps there will be more lessons later, but this just really needed to be done.

[blackxpearl]

^^ Oh dude Nazis..where? OMG NAZIS YAY! HOT GERMAN GUYS WOOT....ok yah I guess I'm a little nazi obsessed.

So back on topic.
When people write like this:

LyK WeN u RiiTe AlL lYk Dis HoMiE g!!!!1111 CuZ RiitIn LyK diiS MakEs U lOoK lYk A sToOpiiD LoOsEr!!!111

you get the idea, when people type all up and down, too many exclimation(sp?) marks, Spelling Ceneticly(sp?). And WHY TWO "I"'s?

Also, when people don't put a capital letters at the beginning of sentances, isn't that what they learn you when you start school?

Also it irks me when people don't use punctuation. Not even full stops.

Oh yeah and when people say 2 instaead of to or too. and 4 instead of for. It's like people have forgotten the whole english language.

I mean...
Yo HoMiiE G!!111! SuP DuDe? R u LyK 2 LaZy 2 TyPe NoW oR sUtTiiN? Or HaVe U 4got HoW 2 Tok?

Oh yeah and where I live it's just as bad people type the way they talk too but it's different.

EX:
me: Hi
them: heyy!!1
me: how are you?
them: awrite ta, u?
me: good thanks.
them: gdgd. so wit u up tae?
me: nothing much. How about you?
them: ma pals wur jst roon fir t an a wis jst oan ma trampoline a jst hud tae take them hame jst there the noo
me: eh, can you talk english please?
them: naw a fcuking canae!!!11 cnt ye reed or summat
me: well if you fcuking talk English I'd maybe be able to read what you're trying to say.
them: well fcuk u den. Yur stoopit if ye cannae reed lyk dis
me: why the fcuk do you type like that anyways
them: every1 here toks lyk dis. y dae u tok aw posh
me: Just because everyone types like that, it doesn't mean you have to. And I'm not typing all posh, if you havn't noticed it's called ENGLISH.
me:-blocks-

ugh, could anyone actually read that?

[uLoVeMikeRoch]

^^ Oh dude Nazis..where? OMG NAZIS YAY! HOT GERMAN GUYS WOOT....ok yah I guess I'm a little nazi obsessed.

Gayest comment ever.
Completely unnessesary.

Also, Maddox, would be proud.