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 May 23 2004, 10:04 AM
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Yeah, I dunno if this was told yet or not. and i'm not really up to looking through each and every topic for it.
How many times does 42 go into 12? Michael Jackson. |
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May 23 2004, 01:56 PM
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questions make me blue. Group: Member Posts: 2,608 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,796 |
ooh! some michael jackson jokes!!!
i got these from someone`s xanga...he`s totally hilarious..     daily michael jackson jokes Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue. Q: What's Michaels' next movie? A: Honey I Blew the Kid. Q: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HORSE RACING JOCKEY AND MICHAEL JACKSON. A: A JOCKEY CAN MOUNT 3 YEAR OLDS LEGALLY. Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !! Q: What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common? A: They both play ball in the Minor League. Q: How do we know Michael is guilty? A: Several children have fingered him. Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys! Q: How many times does 12 go into 35? A: Ask Michael Jackson. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Michael Jackson went to church and confessed "Forgive me father, for I have sinned with young boys". The priest replied "It's OK, I have done it also." Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist? A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in. Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common? A: Both are force fed to little boys. Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson. An engineer, a lawyer and Michael Jackson are all asked the same question, "What is 2+2?". The engineer says, "Well, it is almost 4, but never actually reaches it." The lawyer says. "Hm, case files seem to say it is 4." Then they looked at Michael figuring he would get it wrong, then he said, "That's easy! The age of the boys I like!" Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet? A: Emily Dick in son. |
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Dec 18 2005, 09:26 PM
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QUOTE(ThePrincessofTKD @ May 23 2004, 2:56 PM) ooh! some michael jackson jokes!!! i got these from someone`s xanga...he`s totally hilarious.. daily michael jackson jokes Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue. Q: What's Michaels' next movie? A: Honey I Blew the Kid. Q: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HORSE RACING JOCKEY AND MICHAEL JACKSON. A: A JOCKEY CAN MOUNT 3 YEAR OLDS LEGALLY. Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !! Q: What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common? A: They both play ball in the Minor League. Q: How do we know Michael is guilty? A: Several children have fingered him. Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys! Q: How many times does 12 go into 35? A: Ask Michael Jackson. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Michael Jackson went to church and confessed "Forgive me father, for I have sinned with young boys". The priest replied "It's OK, I have done it also." Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist? A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in. Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common? A: Both are force fed to little boys. Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson. An engineer, a lawyer and Michael Jackson are all asked the same question, "What is 2+2?". The engineer says, "Well, it is almost 4, but never actually reaches it." The lawyer says. "Hm, case files seem to say it is 4." Then they looked at Michael figuring he would get it wrong, then he said, "That's easy! The age of the boys I like!" Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet? A: Emily d**k in son.  hahahaha oMg all these made me Die! :D too FUNnY! |
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WildGriffin Michael Jackson Joke May 23 2004, 10:04 AM
juliar I didnt get it at first...and then... May 23 2004, 10:10 AM
yanners damn...these are REALLY old. who brought another ... Dec 10 2005, 05:23 AM IIO__oII ewww haha i dunt get the 12 going into 42..? thing... May 23 2004, 05:56 PM Kathleen Haha...Mariel...that's a lot of Michael Jackso... May 23 2004, 06:57 PM ThePrincessofTKD QUOTE(Kathleen @ May 23 2004, 6:57 PM)Haha...... May 23 2004, 07:05 PM faithin_felix QUOTE(WildGriffin @ May 23 2004, 10:04 AM)Yea... May 23 2004, 08:55 PM WildGriffin QUOTEexplain please. i am dumb
Alrighty.
When a ... May 23 2004, 10:12 PM GinaDaQueen hahaha ... these are hilarious! even though I... May 29 2004, 10:41 AM TiNaBaBY074 even after you explained the joke i dont get it ha... May 29 2004, 02:43 PM LatinaLady i also didnt get it at first but then i was liek w... May 29 2004, 07:46 PM angel-roh wow i kinda do feel bad for michael jackson... cus... May 29 2004, 08:48 PM XxKrNqTcUiTyxX i feel kinda sorry for michael jackson....but thos... May 29 2004, 09:01 PM NatiMarie Those are kind of funny, but I slightly feel sorry... May 29 2004, 09:26 PM dani41790 haha lmao omg those jokes r funni but nasty May 30 2004, 01:20 AM immersion31 lol, funny. wen did micheal jackson get so weird
? May 30 2004, 01:26 AM xislandxstylex QUOTEHow many times does 42 go into 12?
Michael J... May 30 2004, 02:41 AM xBaNaNaSpLiT ...i don't get it either May 31 2004, 01:47 PM SupraS15 Here is one....
Q: How do the lil boys on Michae... May 31 2004, 11:08 PM lilaznkkid i dont get the 42 into 12 one??
i think this is... Jun 1 2004, 09:03 AM SupraS15 Here is another one...
Did you hear about the univ... Jun 2 2004, 10:12 AM darkcoldplace QUOTE(Kathleen @ May 23 2004, 6:57 PM)Haha...... Jun 2 2004, 11:47 AM faithin_felix QUOTE(xBaNaNaSpLiT @ May 31 2004, 1:47 PM)...... Jun 3 2004, 01:38 AM Winter Lol this is sick! But so very funny. Jun 3 2004, 02:03 AM PunknAzN haah i got another joke.
Michael Jackson is inte... Jun 10 2004, 12:09 AM onenonly101 if ya'll still don't get the 12 into 42 jo... Jun 11 2004, 04:05 PM Beyond Elite that's SICK Jun 11 2004, 04:58 PM islandkiss I don't really get it. Jun 13 2004, 11:10 AM mistahpho hes just gay lol,but you guys are hella making fun... Jun 13 2004, 06:44 PM Ryan Q. How did Michael Jackson get food posioning?
A. ... Jun 13 2004, 07:27 PM lilxroxy *is amused*
but i swearr, it's still sick Dec 8 2005, 04:28 AM brownsugar08 I know this thread is old, but that joke isn't... Dec 8 2005, 08:16 AM lilxl0ser hahahahahha laughing my effing ash off!!... Dec 8 2005, 11:35 AM Tribal J_Rome lol siiiiiiick Dec 10 2005, 03:38 PM seremela_culnamo Oh, here's a wrong one:
JOKE:
What time does... Dec 18 2005, 01:14 AM emazing Uhm, gahh.
How nasty. :X Dec 19 2005, 12:04 AM CuddleWitCathy hahaha the picture cracks me up...the one where he... Dec 19 2005, 12:19 AM krn_kiddo254 ^ u mean twenty......8 year olds not 8.....twenty ... Dec 19 2005, 02:24 PM HolyMoly I know one!
This little boy asks his father, ... Dec 22 2005, 03:07 PM |
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