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 Jun 8 2005, 10:48 AM
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There was this woman that was very old, had seen everything, and done everything, her husband had passed away, and soon there was no reason for her to be alive anymore.
One day she had finally decided that she would just committ suicide. After some thought about the quickest and most efficient way to do this, she concluded that shooting herself in the heart was the only way, but it came to her that she was in unaware of where her heart was. After a phone call with her doctor, she was told that the heart was located just below the left breast... The next day she was taken into the hospital by the ambulance... with a gunshot wound on her left knee... |
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Dec 16 2005, 01:33 PM
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I heard this joke on Tom Joyner like 5 years ago. It was funnier when he (or was it J. Anthony Brown) told it.
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esharp attempted suicide Jun 8 2005, 10:48 AM
waitwaitwait Didn't get a chuckle out of me. Jun 8 2005, 02:50 PM lost [child] Um. I kinda laughed, but it doesn't really mak... Jun 8 2005, 03:05 PM
starlette QUOTE(lost [child] @ Jun 8 2005, 3:0... Jun 13 2005, 04:03 PM Paradox of Life QUOTE(karamelle @ Jun 13 2005, 3:03 PM)saggy ... Jun 25 2005, 09:18 PM kandiapplegrl ?? Jun 8 2005, 03:22 PM Szeh QUOTE(kandiapplegrl @ Jun 8 2005, 4:22 PM)??
... Jun 8 2005, 05:13 PM kandiapplegrl QUOTE(JAMx33 @ Jun 8 2005, 5:13 PM)Say someth... Jun 12 2005, 11:10 PM electric shock That's not really funny. Especially if the tit... Jun 8 2005, 05:26 PM esharp i didnt kno what to title it... this really isnt a... Jun 8 2005, 06:16 PM Spirited Away That was... sad actually. Jun 8 2005, 06:23 PM TwistMe I get it, but it didn't really make me laugh m... Jun 8 2005, 06:29 PM [x]Mari[x] I didn't get it at first... but then I got it.... Jun 8 2005, 06:51 PM Paradox of Life Wow, that's disgusting. Hangy boobs. The hear... Jun 8 2005, 07:45 PM RED_RUM call me blonde but i dont get it. Jun 8 2005, 08:04 PM Paradox of Life QUOTE(RED_RUM @ Jun 8 2005, 7:04 PM)call me b... Jun 8 2005, 08:46 PM danielle_x3 QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Jun 8 2005, 8:46 PM)It's ... Jun 23 2005, 09:12 PM x3__iGiVEup its alright. took me awhile to get though Jun 8 2005, 08:48 PM d0nchikit0 Sag..
wow that was corny IMO.. Jun 9 2005, 03:17 PM chaneun That was not funny at all. Jun 10 2005, 03:23 PM senoritacheese i thought i had gotten it, and then i read this po... Jun 10 2005, 03:26 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii That was just sad. It wasn't even funny. Jus... Jun 10 2005, 03:28 PM dani41790 Ok.. um that was a bit disturbing. Jun 10 2005, 06:04 PM aznxdreamer thats pretty sick. Jun 12 2005, 10:40 PM bl1nkz8f2n i didnt get it Jun 13 2005, 04:01 PM xxaznxgurlxx now that ppl have explained to me about the saggy ... Jun 15 2005, 04:44 PM bab3egurl8o5 Didnt get it until now...not that funny. Jun 15 2005, 06:20 PM _suzie_ i got it after a while...got a giggle outa me cuz ... Jun 17 2005, 11:56 AM mocassinsx29 I got it but it's kinda sad. ;-; Jun 19 2005, 04:51 PM xbr0kensmil3 i got it after reading all the replies. didn't... Jun 19 2005, 06:14 PM BrandonSaunders Man, I'm sadistic. That was hilarious. Jun 19 2005, 08:03 PM sandy_lumpy_shore thats actually kinda sad... =[ Jun 24 2005, 01:06 AM Spiritual Winged Aura the leg .. ? wtf.
that wasnt funni. i dont sense ... Jun 25 2005, 09:01 PM aicilah999 uh, not funny.
kind of stupid? Dec 9 2005, 10:24 PM smearedmakeup hahaha. oh, god. that made me laugh. lols
idurnos.... Dec 11 2005, 01:50 AM lilxroxy ahh..i had to read other ppl's explanations..
... Dec 11 2005, 09:51 AM CUTEBUNNY160 not funny at all Dec 12 2005, 11:30 PM icy_wonderland the heart is in the center, the pump that is stron... Dec 16 2005, 05:57 AM wind&fire AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
those that say that th... Dec 16 2005, 07:21 AM Babi3xFoOlish i laugh.
though i didnt get it. lol
im just werid,... Dec 16 2005, 01:30 PM -lana meh, i get it now. I didn't really laugh thoug... Dec 17 2005, 08:33 PM |
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