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How smart are you?, Funny |
May 15 2004, 09:54 PM
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The following quiz consists of 4 simple questions and will tell you whether you are a true genius.
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. |
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May 15 2004, 10:04 PM
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LOL im not smart *shakes head* got all the questions wrong..
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Luster Soldier How smart are you? May 15 2004, 09:54 PM
NatiMarie That's so funny. Whoa, I'm not that smart.... May 15 2004, 10:02 PM
kaleidoscoped Whoo, I'm smart!
Too bad I've he... May 15 2004, 10:07 PM
silver rain Oh darn, I guess I'm not smart after all. May 15 2004, 10:08 PM
liquidbluac1d Im not as smart as i thought May 15 2004, 10:21 PM
Just_Dream hm.. but what if you PUT the elephant in the river... May 15 2004, 10:29 PM
Luster Soldier QUOTE(liquidbluac1d @ May 15 2004, 10:21 PM) ... May 15 2004, 10:31 PM
lil boi arrrgghh! i hate this!
::jerry:: May 15 2004, 10:50 PM
hybrid I dont put those things in my fridge.. that's ... May 15 2004, 11:13 PM
AngelicEyz00 haha, damn, i got 'em all friggin wrong May 15 2004, 11:49 PM
aZNbLUMUNKEEbUTT HAHA .. IVE HEARD OF THESE BEFORE ND THE ANSWERS..... May 16 2004, 12:03 AM
twayblade wow..i got 1 right.. May 16 2004, 01:03 AM
faithin_felix WOO HOO!! 4/4! i heard it before, a di... May 16 2004, 01:36 AM
[X]poised i got #3 and #4 correct May 16 2004, 02:22 AM
dukesoccer07 I'm dumb May 16 2004, 09:40 AM
rivendell Well ... that took my ego down a couple notches. ... May 16 2004, 10:17 AM
divinity_star Woohoo! I am smart...but it may be due to the ... May 17 2004, 04:26 PM
JessJR1022 Now I feel dumb...cute though May 17 2004, 04:28 PM
EmeraldKnight lol that's great, even though it proves that i... May 17 2004, 04:36 PM
darkangel lol May 18 2004, 08:29 PM
huihead lols hehe i heard some of these before, but they... May 18 2004, 08:36 PM
shawty_redd jeesh! im not smart i got all wrong.... May 19 2004, 08:39 AM
orlando_bloom_luva i heard all those before!! hahah the first... May 19 2004, 05:50 PM
TiNaBaBY074 yayyy i got the last one right LoL May 19 2004, 07:57 PM
immersion31 lol, i got 1/4 rite. funny May 20 2004, 01:07 PM
kirbymuixo haha...i didn't get any of them right...I neve... May 22 2004, 01:16 PM
fiji_kid i got all rite
becoz i heard this from a friend ... May 22 2004, 01:22 PM
dani41790 yay i got all of it correct! hehe i got it rit... May 22 2004, 09:29 PM
anqie i only got the lion king one right cause i remembe... May 23 2004, 01:20 AM
angel-roh QUOTE(NaTiMaRiE @ May 15 2004, 8:02 PM)That... May 23 2004, 02:50 AM
flyin_HAWAiiAN three out of four, but only because ive heard this... May 23 2004, 03:09 AM
ref_inn_ej QUOTE(Idyll @ May 15 2004, 10:07 PM)Whoo, I... May 26 2004, 04:45 AM
Got Shibby? Wow, I'm like retarded. I only got #3 right... May 26 2004, 04:39 PM
sharpieaddicteD i heard this before so i got em all. hehe. i annoy... May 26 2004, 04:52 PM
SteveZz Wow I'm an idiot! May 26 2004, 07:07 PM
rOckThISshYt lol. that was cool. i got them all wrong!... May 27 2004, 12:19 AM
pikimoo Dang I feel STUPID! I got all of them wrong AN... May 27 2004, 12:24 AM
xislandxstylex i didn't get any right either May 27 2004, 07:31 PM
xBaNaNaSpLiT okay...i guess i'm not a true genius *COUGH* May 31 2004, 01:50 PM
F_L_I_P IM STUPID!!!!! May 31 2004, 01:51 PM
liquidize dean you're wierd. i got all te questions wron... May 31 2004, 02:25 PM
LatinaLady damn i didnt even get one question correct! Jun 1 2004, 12:43 AM
x___P0RKYY lol i got them all right!
but yeah..thats ju... Jun 1 2004, 01:37 AM
v@por omg thanks for making me feel so dumb
lol jk Jun 1 2004, 06:11 AM
darkcoldplace yes an A+ all the way i knew i was smart! Jun 1 2004, 06:30 AM
the dispatch haha wow im not as smart as i thought Jun 3 2004, 08:20 AM
177emories ohhh i knew this long time ago hehehehe i always a... Jun 3 2004, 01:17 PM
School_Boy IM SOOOO STUPID!! I GOT ALL THE QUESTIONS ... Jun 4 2004, 05:36 PM
Winter QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ May 16 2004, 10:54 AM)... Jun 9 2004, 07:30 AM
im like hoy ohhh man... im a dumbhead.. Jun 9 2004, 11:24 AM
mglbaby lmao good one Jun 10 2004, 08:07 PM
ji_cabinx wow...that's interesting! Jun 26 2004, 04:08 PM
Lil_Cloud I got one answer right... :) Jun 27 2004, 11:25 PM
Mr. Psychotic this one girl i knew asked me those and i felt stu... Jun 27 2004, 11:35 PM
LiLCandyAngel im not smart.. Jun 28 2004, 05:36 PM
FreeStickers I got the last one. lol I feel dumb. Jun 29 2004, 12:15 PM
dukesoccer07 im a dumbass i heard that before and still got the... Jun 29 2004, 12:17 PM
satisfied-tom wow im stupid. Jun 29 2004, 12:58 PM
JrockDollie awe man. im dumb. xp i don't like you. lol Jun 29 2004, 02:26 PM
thisisarcycledsn hahhaha im stupid ! Jul 4 2004, 08:44 PM
tainted_angel Lol, I only got the first two right. LoL. Funneh f... Jul 4 2004, 08:50 PM
islandkiss lol.. I got 1 out of 4 totally correct.. aww. Jul 8 2004, 02:43 PM
Joo_Hoodles Bravo, you've managed to make a straight A stu... Jul 8 2004, 03:29 PM
joanna0304 that intresting Jul 8 2004, 03:49 PM
joanna0304 good joke but i already knew that, even thought i ... Jul 8 2004, 10:00 PM
sheepy o_0 im dumb. Jul 9 2004, 12:14 PM
JustHere4NoReason I got all of them right!! Yay?
Lol, I... Jul 11 2004, 11:33 AM
conster oh man i got all 4 wrong im such a loser lol Jul 11 2004, 11:58 AM
slurp i got [I]half[I] of the last one right, somewhat l... Jul 11 2004, 12:05 PM
x AZN D0RKii x aha my friend toLd me the first two jokes aLready ... Jul 11 2004, 05:28 PM
POonSKi QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ May 15 2004, 9:54 PM)T... Jul 11 2004, 07:40 PM
sweet wit a twist there goes my self esteem...lol..
i got none of... Jul 11 2004, 07:43 PM
JlIaTMK hey.... im really smart Jul 12 2004, 04:03 PM
the_overachiever i are stupid. Jul 12 2004, 10:40 PM
hammerpike i got the first 3 right Jul 12 2004, 10:45 PM
ShEraBaRoO that was soo confusing its funni lol Jul 12 2004, 11:43 PM
bored2death08 lol..i guess im not as smart as i thought. Jul 13 2004, 04:45 PM
swe3txprincesz ime not smart that sucks! lolZ Jul 13 2004, 05:13 PM
AznKutie i got ONE rite....WOOOH..go me go me go me ...LOL Jul 14 2004, 12:57 AM
lilteardrop haha. some guy told me that joke. -_- i felt quite... Aug 11 2004, 11:26 AM
F1R3B4T QUOTEAnderson Consulting says this conclusively di... Aug 11 2004, 12:10 PM
elmogurly i got the last one correct i feel sorta smart Aug 11 2004, 06:40 PM
niez_cho I've heard this before...
simple yet it seems ... Aug 12 2004, 01:07 AM
xtremeliquid Haha. Aug 12 2004, 01:39 AM
nycxjohn lmao i got the 3rd question right only ;D Aug 12 2004, 09:45 AM
Just AJ damn, i only got the 3rd one right...lol I almost ... Aug 12 2004, 12:07 PM
pnai4eva Dayum! This joke proves how s2pid i am! I ... Aug 12 2004, 01:22 PM
lyin_in_wait man i suck lol i got all of em wrong Aug 28 2004, 03:50 PM
Mick3Y lol i guess im not samrt after all :P Aug 28 2004, 07:10 PM
Too Asian To DIE hahaha i just got 1 right man now im stupid too Aug 28 2004, 07:21 PM
Stately Lover Hahaha I was going to post this some time ago but ... Aug 28 2004, 09:33 PM
chimps ate my hw i didnt get any right. Im stoopid. Aug 31 2004, 10:51 AM
xnastyninjagrlx WOw i got ALL of those WRONGG...hahaah Aug 31 2004, 01:02 PM
me_myself_andi2003 wrong wrong wrong wrong WRONG........... Aug 31 2004, 01:04 PM
StarryEyedSurprize haha i got the first question right! Aug 31 2004, 01:04 PM
scandoangel wow lol thats a good one!
aww i feel so stupi... Sep 12 2004, 03:48 PM
rhqtpie i got 1 rite yay!!! haha Sep 13 2004, 05:29 PM
corizzle20 i heard of the first 3 but not the last question Sep 14 2004, 07:01 PM
weirdness QUOTE(Idyll @ May 15 2004, 10:07 PM)Whoo, I... Sep 18 2004, 01:09 PM![]() ![]() |