dumb encounters Options

[boobooxpp]

close if there's already this topic =x i only found "dumb sayings" or "dumb rules/laws" but not this one. (maybe there is...but too many pages =x) sorry if this is long =x

I went to a bathroom at burger king and everyone knows how their lock systems work (most has those locks that slides through a hole to hold the door at it's place + NO FAST FOOD PLACES GIVES YOU KEYS (unless it's really protective =.= ) okay, so as i was at the bathroom, someone's knocking and i said "someone's in here" but i guess he didn't hear me so he's banging on the door, and im trying to do my stuff . somehow, the lock came loose (for some reason, i guess the pushing of the door slowly moved the lock from it's place) and the door was opening while i was still on the toilet! the door was pretty close to the toilet so i started pushing against the door to close it but he kept on pushing back...i quickly wiped, pulled up my pants, washed my hands (while my foot was trying to hold the door in place), and swung the door open yelling at him "WHAT THE EFF IS YOUR PROBLEM? DON'T YOU THINK SOMEONE'S IN THE BATHROOM IF THE DOOR IS PUSHING BACK AT YOU? DOORS DON'T HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OWN YA KNOW! GODD!!"

i seiously think that people are extremo dumb.

Who/what are some dumb people encounters you've had?

[Comptine]

I was walking with my boyfriend and friend at the train station. This Chinese girl walks in front of me and sticks her hand out behind her, like she wanted something. I almost took her hand thinking it was my boyfriend's but he was right next to me. So the lady and me, my boy, and my friend are all walking forward (the three of us staring out her waving hand). Then, she turns around and her eyes go wide. Her boyfriend comes up behind and shouts in Chinese something akin to, "WHAT ARE YOU GROPING FOR?"

She squeals and starts smacking him and the three of us were quietly laughing then falling all over each other, giggling.