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 Dec 3 2005, 04:53 AM
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 because i'm worth it  Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643  |
-in mr. paxton's algebra class-
mr. p- so let's take a break from class work ejay- that's rightt mr. p- so, have you guys ever buttered a toast? everyone- *nods* mr. p- do you realize what happens when you drop a toast? me- you can't eat the toast? everyone- LOL mr. p- well, yeah. technically. but what happens? me- iono.. mr. p- the toast always lands on the buttered side. everyone- ...and? mr. p- have you ever seen a cat fall? everyone- cat's dont fall..they LAND mr. p- yeah. good. so what happens if you butter the back of the cat and drop it? everyone- ... -______-x ---- so later on. i told my friend and she said that it's from a garfield comic... |
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Dec 3 2005, 05:29 PM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
LOL. The only funny part about that is the teacher telling it. =p
My socials teacher last year, Mr Lekakis, tried so hard to be the cool teacher. It didn't work very well. One day he made us copy a whole class's worth of notes on the overhead while he was trying out his jokes on us. He told us his snail joke. "One day, a man was watching TV. Just as he was getting into the show, he heard a knock on the door. Annoyed that he had just been so rudely interrupted, he opened the door, only to see no one around. 'I'm down here!' a small voice said. The man looked down. It was a snail. Infuriated, the man kicked the snail across the street. 5 years later, the man hears another knock on the door. He opens it. It's the snail. 'Hey, what was that for?!' the snail asked." yeah my teacher = loser. |
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lilxroxy my math class Dec 3 2005, 04:53 AM
Nicolatofu He took a joke from a Garfeild comic?? haha. It... Dec 3 2005, 08:22 AM HolyMoly Lol, thats funny! Teachers are clueless someti... Dec 3 2005, 05:22 PM
lolita kitty QUOTE(gigiopolis @ Dec 3 2005, 5:29 PM)LOL. T... Dec 4 2005, 12:28 AM
lilxroxy QUOTE(gigiopolis @ Dec 3 2005, 5:29 PM)LOL. T... Dec 4 2005, 04:45 AM sense.n.style yeah, my teacher tries to be funny too... she says... Dec 3 2005, 09:28 PM |
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