Scenesters Options

[*Kathleen*]

What's your definition and opinion of 'em? Just curious.

[verlorenrivets]

Is there an emoticon for vomiting on these boards? I could really use one right now. That's about as close as it gets. People who are "scene" are far from original.

I've got a bedtime story for all the scenester boys and girls. It's called
your ideas are pithy, and yet unoriginal.

The story begins in a scenester's basement.

Scenester A says, "Oh, let's take a dead guy's personal preferences and make an ideology out of it!"

Scenester B says in reply, "Okay! Sounds grand! While we're at that, let's all do it the same way and be violent about it!"

Scenester C (Who am I kidding you're all the same) says, "Ravishing good idea!"

Non scenester comes up and says, "Can I play too?"

Scenester blob replys, "Nay, you're much too fat, and you don't have your hair all flopped in your face like the lot of us"

Non scenester replys, "But I can change!"

Scenester blob now transforms into scenester laser and blasts proton beams at non scenester, saying, "WE SAID NO! You're not cool enough! And since you came later than the rest of us, you will never be as cool as us!"

Intelligent person A points out the fact that being elitist about a dead subculture and making an ideology about it is stupid.

Scenester laser blows up Intelligent person A.

Moral of the story is, you're unoriginal. The whole scene thing is unoriginal. Being part of an unoriginal ideology is unoriginal. Go do your homework, and then go to sleep. If you're not going to do that, at least know a little about where your "scene" heritage is, for cripes sake.