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Sailor and his dog
sheridan_whitesi...
post Nov 22 2005, 01:35 AM
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There was a man who liked to go sailing with his dog. He and his dog were sailing, when they hit a rather rough patch of seas. They sailed directly into a storm, and their ship was marooned on an island. Well, fortuitously, this island had many amenities. There were several fruit trees, and even a flock of wild sheep. Now this man had been on this island for what seemed like a long time, and he had no human companionship. So after a while, some of those sheep started looking pretty good to him, one sheep in particular. So one night, he went over to the flock, and started doing an unnatural act with this sheep. His dog was following him, and he sees this man, and the sheep. The dog is obviously perplexed by this tableau, and starts barking. This puts the man out of his mood, and he goes back to sleep. So the next night the man tries again. He sneaks out of his camp, and sees his dog still asleep. So he goes and does the wrong thing with this sheep. The dog wakes up again, and barks, and the man gives up for a while. One night he is walking by the beach, and he sees this beautiful woman, near death, lying on the sand. Well, he goes over to her, nurses her back to health, he finds out that she was also shipwrecked. After a while, the woman approaches the man, and tells him: "You know, I really appreciate how you saved my life, if there is anything you need, anything I could do for you, anything at all, just tell me." The man says: "Yeah, there was something I had in mind. Could you watch my dog for about 15 minutes?"
 
 
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post Nov 23 2005, 12:57 AM
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My name is really Matt... if you care.
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yeah... that was funny, i saw it coming though
 

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sheridan_whiteside   Sailor and his dog   Nov 22 2005, 01:35 AM
Tribal J_Rome   hahaha wtf xD   Nov 22 2005, 02:21 AM
islandkiss   ewww. :barfs:   Nov 22 2005, 06:00 PM
add1cted2f1re   yeah... that was funny, i saw it coming though   Nov 23 2005, 12:57 AM
xenosaga   that's crazy... bleck.   Nov 24 2005, 09:50 PM
_sarcastic_   hahahaha stupid sailor   Nov 26 2005, 09:25 AM
nptsprtz15   wow...that was messed up...wtf..   Nov 27 2005, 11:40 AM
ermfermoo   How sexy.   Nov 27 2005, 12:08 PM
racoons > you   lol. every man's dream... anyway. paragraph...   Nov 27 2005, 12:21 PM
lilxroxy   OH MY G0D.. how disturbing -__-x   Nov 29 2005, 09:35 AM


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