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 Nov 19 2005, 09:39 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians  Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066  |
My cousin told me this joke:
3 men walk into a cannibal forest the cannibals find them and decide to eat them out of mercy, they say, "If you go into the forest, get a fruit and stick it up your @$$, and not make any face at all...we'll set you free" The first guy went into the forest and got a pineapple and stuck it up his butt REAL hard and made a face. The cannibals eat him and he goes to heaven. The second guy goes into the forest and gets cherries, when he was about to stick it into his butt, he started laughing out of nowhere. He gets eaten and goes t heaven. When the 2nd guy met the 1st guy in heaven, the first guy asked, "Why did you laugh? you could've lived." The second guy answers, "I saw the 3rd guy carry a watermelon." ------------ if you don't get it, tell me it's not a "LMFAO THAT'S HILARIOUS! A KNEE-SLAPPER" joke. But it's a "giggle" joke. |
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Nov 21 2005, 11:40 PM
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 My name is really Matt... if you care. Group: Member Posts: 1,442 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 258,234 |
aw... dont cry.. i sry!
 take a flower! 
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andromeda_90 Cannibal Forest Nov 19 2005, 09:39 PM
alduhkneel haha, definitely a giggle. that was cute. Nov 19 2005, 09:43 PM dahding le sigh.
i thought it was apples first, then cher... Nov 20 2005, 12:17 PM
lilxroxy QUOTE(dahding @ Nov 20 2005, 12:17 PM)le sigh... Nov 28 2005, 07:19 AM
yanners QUOTE(dahding @ Nov 21 2005, 1:17 AM)le sigh.... Nov 28 2005, 08:01 AM celticsluvr thats funny.. hehe... Nov 20 2005, 04:09 PM o0olaalaa heheh i heard it before but its funny anyways Nov 20 2005, 10:51 PM add1cted2f1re u got it wrong... the chief didnt TELL them that t... Nov 21 2005, 12:19 AM andromeda_90 QUOTE(add1cted2f1re @ Nov 21 2005, 12:19 AM)u... Nov 21 2005, 03:36 PM andromeda_90 aww it okay Nov 22 2005, 03:30 PM saintruthanne hahah...actually that is a good one. and it ain... Nov 27 2005, 04:04 PM nptsprtz15 lol...that deff made me laugh a lil...pretty funny Nov 27 2005, 06:34 PM |
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