Hi, I'm a total jerk!, No, seriously! Options

[verlorenrivets]

Hi, I'm Wade. I'm probably one of the most cynical people you'll ever meet, unless you've already met my friend, Kenny. I certainly won't be very active here, as I have many other places to be, but someone really wanted me to join. You can blame them when I make fun of you.

Honestly, I am a good person. I'm smart, have a great sense of humor, and I'm very productive with my time. I do have a problem with females in general at the moment, (I'm not gay, just a bit of a sexist currently) but I guess that's something I should discuss some other time.

I have a very interesting past, which I probably won't share with you unless you can see past my sarcasm and seemingly hateful comments. You should meet me in real life if you ever want to talk to me in a manner that I won't be such a cock. I am much nicer in person.

Oh! I like giant robots, explosions, lasers, fire, pandas, terrible music, and the continent of Australia. You'll probably hear about those from me alot, if I'm not too busy making snide remarks and such.

Take care of yourselves.

[verlorenrivets]

Thank you for clarifying, Katie. I understand that post count is a big deal because it shows who's been around doing the most, contributing to the boards positively and the like. I'll try to make sure that if I get into an immature battle with someone that I stay on subject and make my posts as long as possible if they are outside of one of the specified spam-friendly areas. I don't hold the fact that Suzzette is controlling the flow of spam on the boards, as I know how hard that can be from my personal experience as a moderator on ddrnwi.com. I've mentioned how rowdy those kids were. It wasn't pretty. Spam wasn't really the deal as much as flames for those kids, albeit just as annoying.
I'm still up for an essay though. XD

Spammy rhymes with Sammi, which isn't clever at all, since I'm sure everyone and their mom has tried to make that into some sort of joke, but I needed an introductory sentence to this paragraph that addressed you. People don't respond to PMs on this board for the most part for some reason, so I've just kind of chosen to do any sort of communicating on the boards themselves. As far as being hilarious, I'm just being honest here. Most of my posts are just objective view on whatever's going on in the thread, with a little bit of personal background so that I can be speaking from a less removed standpoint in the flow of conversation.

And for great justice: The idea of an attractive girl (regardless of her intentions) watching my every move is somewhat appealing to me, as it's never really happened to me before, to my knowledge. Damn sexy IMHO, so I just felt that should be made clear.