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Canadian and American funny Conversation
Soleil
post Nov 11 2005, 11:15 PM
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A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to
him.

The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts
a conversation.

American: "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"

Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."

American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America,
we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
Canada." The American has a smirk on his face.

The Canadian listens in silence.

The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

Canadian: "Of Course."

American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
"We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then
we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to
Canada."

The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big
smirk.

Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
used them?"

American: "We throw them away, of course."

Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them
to America."
 
 
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annalucky
post Nov 12 2005, 10:37 PM
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ahahaha. Smoothh.
 

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Soleil   Canadian and American funny Conversation   Nov 11 2005, 11:15 PM
lil_chubby_cheeks2   LOL thats so funny gum=condoms?   Nov 11 2005, 11:29 PM
RiC3xBoy   Well, I'm glad I dont chew gum.   Nov 11 2005, 11:46 PM
Soleil   Haha yup...just to say in advance this isnt suppos...   Nov 11 2005, 11:56 PM
add1cted2f1re   hahaha, that proves canadians are snappy, witty pp...   Nov 12 2005, 12:02 AM
hiromi   Seen that one, except it was a Japanese and an Ame...   Nov 12 2005, 08:13 PM
lilphoenix   QUOTE(hiromi @ Nov 12 2005, 8:13 PM)Seen that...   Nov 12 2005, 09:10 PM
klumzy   haha good comeback :)   Nov 12 2005, 10:25 PM
ROARxD   LMAO! i wonder what the reaction of the americ...   Nov 12 2005, 10:29 PM
ROARxD   sorry; double post >.<   Nov 12 2005, 10:30 PM
d4z3   ahahaha. Smoothh.   Nov 12 2005, 10:37 PM
mipadi   That can't be a real Canadian. He never said ...   Nov 13 2005, 03:33 AM
Soleil   QUOTE(mipadi @ Nov 13 2005, 4:33 AM)That can...   Nov 13 2005, 07:27 PM
Paradox of Life   Haha. But does it really have to be a Canadian and...   Nov 13 2005, 12:06 PM
shesnothxc   i didnt really think it was that funny...maybe if ...   Nov 13 2005, 07:56 PM


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