Hi, I'm a total jerk!, No, seriously! Options

[verlorenrivets]

Hi, I'm Wade. I'm probably one of the most cynical people you'll ever meet, unless you've already met my friend, Kenny. I certainly won't be very active here, as I have many other places to be, but someone really wanted me to join. You can blame them when I make fun of you.

Honestly, I am a good person. I'm smart, have a great sense of humor, and I'm very productive with my time. I do have a problem with females in general at the moment, (I'm not gay, just a bit of a sexist currently) but I guess that's something I should discuss some other time.

I have a very interesting past, which I probably won't share with you unless you can see past my sarcasm and seemingly hateful comments. You should meet me in real life if you ever want to talk to me in a manner that I won't be such a cock. I am much nicer in person.

Oh! I like giant robots, explosions, lasers, fire, pandas, terrible music, and the continent of Australia. You'll probably hear about those from me alot, if I'm not too busy making snide remarks and such.

Take care of yourselves.

[*incoherent*]

welcome to cB. im guessing sammi forced you to join since she seems to know you?

[verlorenrivets]

welcome to cB. im guessing sammi forced you to join since she seems to know you?

Yes. Yes she did. She released the plague that is me upon this wonderful establishment. Maybe I should build a giant panda robot and explode her house using it's eye lasers. Afterwards, I shall retreat to Australia and build an underground complex, where I will wait out the US government on the issue of my assasination of Sammi.
YES. MY PLAN IS PERFECT. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!


Urm... Yeah, Hi to everyone who welcomed me. You have stepped above the other filth that didn't welcome me to the board. Those guys are jerks forever. HOLY CRAP THAT'S ALOT OF JERKS! I guess they didn't want to waste their time on me, even though I spent my time making an introductory post for them.

Oh yeah, on the subject of first impressions...
I've already been called a liar and told what to do within my first couple minutes of being active on this board. People seem really edgy here. I don't quite get that. If you choose to talk to me, don't expect me to be anything like you as far as that easily annoyed tweaky shit is concerned.
I also resent my status being "newbie" at the moment. I was a moderator for DDRNWI.com for 4 years. Do you know how rowdy those kids are? One word: FLAMEWARS. They got so bad we decided to make a forum dedicated to them so that people could just vent their aggression in a controlled manner instead of on the entire site.

With all that said and out of the way, feel free to PM me if you have anything of substance to say, or would like to get to know me better. (If you want to take that kind of chance, that is)