purple history month, it's now! Options

[sadolakced acid]

for those of you who didn't know, novemeber if purple history month.

purple history month is the month were we honor the unfortunate oppressed purple people. for years they have been unable to make thier plight known so we decided we needed to help them out.

the first known purple person was, or course, reeva avgar. Avagar was most likely not the first purple person, but he was the first documented purple person. He met a group of people and was savegly beaten, then made to pull a sled 5 miles through snow, with the blazing heat giving him heat exaustion. This set a precedence of purple people being oppresed.

subsequent purple people came into contact with us through necessity. distinguished purple people include:

greve pooka, who managed to say his name without turning green.

danesh rebakhen, who was the first who managed to eat a salad without throwing up

Crubes albhresh, who was the first purple person to attempt to marry one of us. He was beated to death by the girl's father for being purple.


so let us all in this month of november honor the purple people, who have been oppressed and are only now geting the recognition they deserve.

[*x____duckii*]

ROFL. Niiiiiice.

Now let's all honor Barney!



Wait, Barney's a dinosaur.