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 Sep 12 2005, 10:15 AM
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im lookin for love this time  Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 205,265  |
so theres this littley boy named johnny and its thanxgiving...so johnny has nothing to do so he wanders around his house and ends up in his sisters room
"get the fvck outa here" "what does that mean?" asked johnny "oh its jus means.....it means hi how are you?" said his sister so then he walks downstairs to the bathroom where he finds his father shaving. as he was having he cuits himself "shit!" said johnnys father "daddy what does shit mean?" "oh its jus another name for shaving cream" answered his dad so johnny leaves the bathroom and ends up in the kitchen to find his mother seasoning the turkey..he sees her drop her everything and she says "fvck!" "mommy what does fvck mean?" so she says "oh its jus a new seasoning is all" so then the doorbell rings and johnny runs to get it... he opens the door and its his grandmother "get the fvck outa here!" screamed johnny... shocked at her grandsons language she asks "where is your mom & dad?" so johnny says "daddys putting shit on his face and momma's fvcking the turkey..." what a classic... |
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Oct 29 2005, 08:53 PM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
I love these jokes.
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bloggle thanxgiving Sep 12 2005, 10:15 AM
Nightmare_Phoenix there are many variants of this joke, but still am... Sep 12 2005, 03:07 PM Midnight Faerie Haha. That's amusing. Reminds me of this joke ... Sep 12 2005, 08:28 PM hall0w LOL Sep 14 2005, 08:47 PM peggysturr Heard of this before, but still funny. Sep 14 2005, 10:39 PM Shortiiex i have posted a similar joke so did someone else a... Sep 18 2005, 12:20 PM archana Not hilariously funny.. I've heard thigns like... Sep 18 2005, 12:35 PM BrokenDream HA. That was toasty.. =D Sep 20 2005, 08:59 PM Genuine_Essence lol Oct 29 2005, 06:30 PM
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