extra rib, (not the kind you eat, unless cannibal.) Options

[sadolakced acid]

yea. you know how the bible says like, guys have one less rib and all?

well, they don't usually.

but do you know what's cool?

i have and extra rib. i think.

now: why don't i now for sure?

becasue when i was seven or eight, i had to have a chest x-ray because i had some deep cough and they wanted to see my lungs.

and i was in teh waiting room and the nurse comes and tells me to look at my x-ray, and count the ribs.

i count one side and get 12. i didn't know then, but that's how many you're supposed to have. and then she told me to count the other side. i got thirteen.

strange, i thought. i had learned to count past 12. i could count to a hundred. so a tried again.

12. 13.

i couldn't believe it. weren't they supposed to be equal? was the x-ray messed up?

the nurse and the radiologist were chuckling as i started to count a third time. yet again, 12, 13. i decided to give up and accept that i could not count.

so... yea.

anyone have an extra rib?

(i would search for extra rib, but the search would kick out rib, so i'dhave to search extra which would yeild nothing)
(no, don't put it in health it's more of an interesting thing more than a health quetsion.)
(well i think it's interesting so bugger off)
(hey wait does this make me divine?)
(i am jesus!)
(wait... jesus wasn't the one with the extra rib)
(come to think of it... adam didn't have an extra rib either... he had one less...)
(wait... i know... god can make me two women. haha)

[sadolakced acid]

actaully, in this religion, you get turned to chocolate in hell, and you regenerate your chocolate.

it's that way in heaven too. the difference is in hell you melt.

(justin comes from the latin word meaning fair or just. )