heterosexism Options

[eunie03]

I don't know where this belongs. I don't think it's humor, because it wouldn't be if it was about homosexuals. Feel free to move as you wish, or scold if it's been posted.

By: Mary Ann Tucker, Ed.D & Sharon Young, Ph.D
QUESTIONNAIRE FOR HETEROSEXUALS

1) What do you think caused your hereosexuality?

2) When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

3) Is it possible our heterosexuality stems from your neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

4) A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you consider it safe to EXPOSE your children to heterosexual teachers?

5) With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate continues to spiral. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

6) Considering the menace of over-population, how can the human race survive if everyone was heterosexual like you?

7) How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality and fail to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?

[iheartjohn]

1) What do you think caused your hereosexuality?

Instinct.

2) When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

I've always been, but I confirmed it when I was 16.

3) Is it possible our heterosexuality stems from your neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

Not for me. I fully support same sex couples and am not intimidated by the same sex whatsoever.

4) A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you consider it safe to EXPOSE your children to heterosexual teachers?

That's like saying a mahority of rapists are men. Would you let your female friends/relatives around heterosexual men?

5) With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate continues to spiral. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

Because people fight. Men and women are so different that sometimes their differences come between the similarities.

6) Considering the menace of over-population, how can the human race survive if everyone was heterosexual like you?

We have reproductive organs for a reason. How can the human race survive if everyone was a homosexual?

7) How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality and fail to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?

Then that's just asking me to be somethig I'm not. I have no homosexual tendencies and I beleive I would not take any pleasure out of it.