heterosexism Options

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I don't know where this belongs. I don't think it's humor, because it wouldn't be if it was about homosexuals. Feel free to move as you wish, or scold if it's been posted.

By: Mary Ann Tucker, Ed.D & Sharon Young, Ph.D
QUESTIONNAIRE FOR HETEROSEXUALS

1) What do you think caused your hereosexuality?

2) When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

3) Is it possible our heterosexuality stems from your neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

4) A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you consider it safe to EXPOSE your children to heterosexual teachers?

5) With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate continues to spiral. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

6) Considering the menace of over-population, how can the human race survive if everyone was heterosexual like you?

7) How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality and fail to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?

[*disco infiltrator*]

STOP SAYING PEOPLE GET DIVORCED BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT CHRISTIAN. THAT IS NOT AT ALL TRUE AND YOU KNOW IT. STOP.


1) What do you think caused your hereosexuality?
Well, I guess when I was going through puberty, my hormones got all combobulated and came out with me liking people with Y chromosomes.

2) When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
I didn't really decide, it just sort of came out to be that way. I realized it the first time I actually had an attraction to someone and it was a guy.

3) Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from your neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
I don't think so. I have no fears about other females and I wholeheartedly support homosexual couples as well.

4) A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you consider it safe to EXPOSE your children to heterosexual teachers?
I suppose it is a risk I have to take, seeing as not many homosexual teachers are hired nowadays.

5) With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate continues to spiral. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
People rush marriage too quickly sometimes, and also, sometimes it just doesn't work out in the long run. I'm sure if homosexuals were allowed to get married, there would be some divorces there too. You lose attraction to someone sometimes.

6) Considering the menace of over-population, how can the human race survive if everyone was heterosexual like you?
Well, not everyone has to have a baby, now do they?

7) How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality and fail to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?
Well, you can't really help what you're attracted to, now can you? People always experiment with these things some time or another and my time will come for that.