heterosexism Options

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I don't know where this belongs. I don't think it's humor, because it wouldn't be if it was about homosexuals. Feel free to move as you wish, or scold if it's been posted.

By: Mary Ann Tucker, Ed.D & Sharon Young, Ph.D
QUESTIONNAIRE FOR HETEROSEXUALS

1) What do you think caused your hereosexuality?

2) When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?

3) Is it possible our heterosexuality stems from your neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

4) A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you consider it safe to EXPOSE your children to heterosexual teachers?

5) With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate continues to spiral. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

6) Considering the menace of over-population, how can the human race survive if everyone was heterosexual like you?

7) How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality and fail to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?

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I don't know where this belongs. I don't think it's humor, because it wouldn't be if it was about homosexuals. Feel free to move as you wish, or scold if it's been posted.

By: Mary Ann Tucker, Ed.D & Sharon Young, Ph.D
QUESTIONNAIRE FOR HETEROSEXUALS

1) What do you think caused your hereosexuality?
-Presumedly, I was born this way,  but perhaps taboo played a role as well. It's assumed at this point that heterosexuality is accepted as normal, and thus people typically do not actually experiment before deciding their preference.

2) When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
=I suppose it was so much a realization as it was an assumption that I recognize as truth.

3) Is it possible our heterosexuality stems from your neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
-It is possible, but I don't think it particuarly likely. As far as girls go, there is the expression regarding that girls would rule the world if they didn't hate each other, but much of that hatred is caused by jealousy over guys, at least indirectly. Thus, I don't think it's particuarly true- more of that we're drawn to the opposite sex because our organs actually correspond- they come together to form a whole, often times a whole nother life.

4) A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you consider it safe to EXPOSE your children to heterosexual teachers?
-It's only disproportionate because there's a disproportionately small amount of homosexuals.

5) With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate continues to spiral. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
-Sex has become so casual and accepted that viriginity is not so much a common bond, and thus it often doesn't feel that much more serious to break off a marriage than it does a long relationship. (I know that made no sense, but give me a break, I'm very tired and just trying to get off the caffiene high)

6) Considering the menace of over-population, how can the human race survive if everyone was heterosexual like you?
-How could everyone survive if everyone were homosexual? You cna't stop reproduction altogether- that would cause  the human race to die off far more quickly. Plus, if everyone were heterosexual, measures taken like those in China or books where dystopian or militaristic (I'd go int otitles, but then I'd wind up providing explanations and that'd take too long) societies and limit the number of offspring that should be produced per family. You can't forget that homosexuals often times find ways to reproduce as well.

7) How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality and fail to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?
-Most people never even approach whole-ness anyway. If you can happily settle with a partner, that should be all that really matters. I'm open enough to trying out a relationship with a girl maybe, but i would never have sex with one.