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 Oct 20 2005, 11:02 PM
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"ghetto" vocabulary
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1.. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody. 2.. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3.. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. 4.. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5.. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. 6.. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7.. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8.. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say,"Bullshit, that watch israel." 9.. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 10.. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall. 11.. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break. 12.. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 13.. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "fortify." 14.. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife. Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence. "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one Slide." |
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Oct 22 2005, 06:16 PM
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#7 took me awhile to get. Ommlette ahahaha the bset!<3 |
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berry_lickable hella funny ... to me =) Oct 20 2005, 11:02 PM
islandkiss lol that made me laugh<3 Oct 21 2005, 08:38 PM RED_RUM lmao that was funny Oct 22 2005, 04:04 AM Lightner lol ya those are funny if u take the time to under... Oct 22 2005, 06:20 PM Angel_Cece haha. oh shucks 2.. Dictate -
My girlfriend say my... Oct 22 2005, 06:38 PM peggysturr Funny thing. LMFAO Oct 22 2005, 10:51 PM jEllyBeaNs hahaha those are pretty funny! i didn't ge... Oct 22 2005, 11:05 PM fallen_angel1137 Lol, that was pretty good. Oct 23 2005, 12:42 AM RiC3xBoy Hmmm I wonder if I "Dictate Good". Oct 23 2005, 02:31 PM o0olaalaa lmoa Oct 23 2005, 04:33 PM
xcaitlinx 13.. Fortify -
I axed this ho on da street, ... Oct 26 2005, 04:48 PM |
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