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gotahemmi55
post Aug 13 2005, 03:11 AM
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A woman was having an affair, when she noticed her husband had just got home.

"Hurry, get in the bathroom!" she said, and pushed him, butt-naked into the bathrooom, when she got back she hid his clothes under the bed.

When her husband walked in, he saw her lying there, and said "I'll be right with you honey, but I gotta go to the bathroom quick."

When he opened the door, he saw the man, naked, clapping his hands above his head furiously.

"Who the hell are you and what are you doing?!" he yelled

"I'm the exterminator, I came here for the moth problem" he replied

"And why don't you have any clothes on!"

the man looks down and says "those sneaky bastards"
 
 
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post Oct 21 2005, 09:31 PM
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"those sneaky bastards".

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gotahemmi55   Moths   Aug 13 2005, 03:11 AM
ermfermoo   HAHAHAHA. Wow. This one made me laugh.   Aug 13 2005, 01:13 PM
aera   hahahaha that one was funny   Aug 13 2005, 09:06 PM
Shortiiex   he is saying the moths stole his clothes?   Aug 13 2005, 09:11 PM
mai_z   ^^ Lolz the moths ate his clothes....   Aug 13 2005, 10:07 PM
hall0w   o lol i didnt get it first   Aug 14 2005, 11:17 AM
XDrayne   lol   Aug 15 2005, 05:12 PM
elmogurly   LOL, funny! That's a good one! =)   Aug 16 2005, 01:27 AM
d4z3   ahahaha. That was good one. XD It'd be really ...   Aug 16 2005, 01:37 AM
audory   hahahahhahahha. wow i wasn't expecting that. ...   Sep 5 2005, 06:11 AM
islandkiss   rofl ! that was hilarious   Oct 21 2005, 08:59 PM
insomniac   "those sneaky bastards". haha.   Oct 21 2005, 09:31 PM
o0olaalaa   lols   Oct 27 2005, 06:35 PM
azngrl7691   lol that made me laugh   Nov 17 2005, 10:47 AM
KissMe2408   haha very cute :)   Nov 17 2005, 03:31 PM


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