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 Sep 11 2005, 09:55 AM
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It was the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.
"Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says. "That's cool." says Bobby. Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father responds "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says "Whaaaat?" "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father, "Peggy Sue really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!" Bobby's eyes light up and smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while dad is saying "Have a good evening kids," with a wink for Bobby. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!!!!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!!" |
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Oct 17 2005, 10:57 PM
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lol the dad said screw instead of twist?
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gotahemmi55 Do the Twist! Sep 11 2005, 09:55 AM
Shortiiex this one has already been posted Sep 11 2005, 02:08 PM archana LOL Sep 24 2005, 04:19 PM insomniac lmao Sep 24 2005, 10:18 PM lolita kitty LMAO... poor guy, he must be so embarresed. Sep 25 2005, 12:12 AM RED_RUM lmao i LOVE it Oct 1 2005, 10:27 PM fallen_angel1137 Lmao, that's great!! Oct 4 2005, 03:43 PM dancingkait haha wow what a dad :P Oct 15 2005, 03:59 PM
faded23 thats hilarious Oct 21 2005, 04:19 PM |
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