pick up lines Options

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You fellowz know some good pick up lines?

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Pay attention because I'll only say this once...

I'm a ladies man by definition but single by choice.

Picking up women is not hard for me. My problem is finding someone truly genuine and intelligent enough for a relationship.

Still, its always fun to test out the ol' mojo...

In the club or other heavily populated social event: Sit by yourself in the mix of things. Don't talk to anyone but smile and greet anyone who makes eye contact with you. Just 'lay back in the cut.' Don't approach tons of random women saying ridiculous lines in hopes to woo them with humor because they won't take you seriously. Be cool, be confident, and chill. I guarantee you'll get approached by a female. She'll most likely question why you're sitting by yourself. This is your time to respond in a whimsical manner so she realizes that you're not a sheepish coward that would probably faint at the sight of a vagina. A good enough response will spark a conversation and you're on your own from there. Don't fcuk it up.

Don't go to the movies alone looking for someone to meet and catch a movie with. If you run into a group of friend of the opposite sex, thats fine. But generally, its not a good idea because most people go the movies with some sort of purpose with certain individuals because they intend to be in their company specifically for the evening. Of course, I'm preaching to the 18+ crowd here. Kiddos who get dropped off by their parents or older siblings tend to loiter in front of theatres.

On campus: Yes, this is a dream. School is the ultimate social network and any primate can figure out that a pleathora of females gives you plenty of options. What has always worked for me on campus is random small talk with a primary goal. Example...

I was walking up the stairs in my friend's dorm building and a beautiful girl walked past me...

"Excuse me," She turns around.
"Yes?" Ok, when they answer with wide eyes and a bit of eagerness, thats called INTEREST.
"I may have seen you before, but I know I'll probably be seeing you again. My name's Brandon, and you are--?" Always ask who she is, it shows interest in her.
"Desiree," if she answers with a smile, you're on the right track.
"I have to run, but I'm glad we met. By the way, you're absolutely beautiful. Maybe I'll run into tomorrow." Do not make the last statement a question. She'll shoot you down like a Blood in Inglewood (...nevermind). Be assertive and inply that you will be seeing her tomorrow.
"Well, I'm busy all day up until 3. I'm going to head to the cafe in the business building and just... hang out for a while and study," DER! DER! DER! That meant that I was supposed to keep her company and thats where the getting to know each other would begin.
"Ok, well, I'll see you around, Desiree," repeating her name with a smile lets her know that you pay attention to the obvious details. AS you answer, don't stare at her face like a lovesick dog, but maintain a dominant eye contact and a pleasing smile, then nonchalantly walk away.

GOLDEN.

In class: never underestimate the power of passing notes. The trick is to be charismatic in doing so. Never pass a note starting with "Hi," or, "are you new here?" just to evoke conversation. Say something clever like, "What would you say if we did dinner at (insert nice restaurant) this weekend? My treat." Most girls won't accept right away but they'll respond back with a rejection that will in turn become a getting-to-know-each-other conversation. If she actually takes the time to gauge your personality, then you weren't rejected.

I could go on and on. If I actually took things a step further when I meet women, then I'd probably have a VD from all the sex. But, I enjoy the playful flirtation of courting. Now, if you just don't have any sort of charm in you, you're fcuked unless you work on your people skills.

Oh, by the way, don't shoot for girls that have boyfriends. Thats a good way to cause unwanted problems. Don't start a fire with gasoline and then try to put it out with a squirtgun.