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 Jan 22 2005, 02:54 PM
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everyone do a yo momma joke. Even though they are lame, and old.
Yo momma is so fat when you jump you get stuck in the air. |
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Oct 13 2005, 09:25 PM
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 my old account  im bored  your mom is so stupid she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said Airport Left" she turned around and went home |
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INSOMNIA YO MOMMA JOKES! Jan 22 2005, 02:54 PM
NatiMarie :O
Isn't there a thread on this?
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Yo momma j... Jan 22 2005, 02:57 PM i heart john ^^ No it shouldn't... Jan 22 2005, 06:16 PM imadorkabledxd yo momma so dumb she studied all night for a blood... Jan 25 2005, 01:21 AM xGlovex yo mommas so fat, when she goes to the beach the w... Jan 25 2005, 08:10 AM Frankie yo mamma's so dumb, she got hit by a parked ca... Jan 25 2005, 05:39 PM cocoalightning27 Yo mamma so dumb that she started at a Orange juic... Jan 25 2005, 06:19 PM Spiritual Winged Aura yo mama is fat, she cant even run after a guy with... Jan 26 2005, 12:04 AM __Nessa yo mama hair so short she gotta use rice for curle... Jan 26 2005, 02:56 PM electric shock Yo momma is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish. Jan 27 2005, 06:22 PM YoGrandpaIsFine Yo mamma is so short, she tried to suicide herself... Jan 27 2005, 11:50 PM
wonmin QUOTE(im_s0_sp0ngey @ Jan 27 2005, 11:50 PM)Y... May 27 2005, 02:18 PM Paradox of Life QUOTE(wonmin @ May 27 2005, 1:18 PM)yo mom... Jun 7 2005, 02:42 PM the_crox yo mama so poor when I walked in yo house and step... Jan 28 2005, 03:21 AM someflipguy Yo momma so stupid when I said it was Chili outsid... Jan 28 2005, 09:23 AM lyin_in_wait yo momma is so nasty i asked her where the bathroo... Jan 28 2005, 06:42 PM xd0rkette Yo mama so fat that when she went inside an elevat... Jan 29 2005, 03:09 PM xLil SweetnezZx yo momma so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 poun... Jan 29 2005, 07:25 PM xumop apisdnx your momma's so fat, she had to get baptised a... Jan 30 2005, 01:33 AM The 1 and only JJ yo momma is so short she has to slam dunk her bus ... Jan 30 2005, 02:01 AM TheSpoon yo momma's nostrils are so big you can stick q... Jan 31 2005, 12:17 AM swtchangel yo mama so fat, when she went outside with a yello... Feb 9 2005, 10:26 PM mysticalazxn yo mama is so dumb she sit on the tv and watch the... Feb 9 2005, 10:46 PM `SWTWiNKLE3YES Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a pain... Feb 11 2005, 09:00 PM jnukes yo momma so fat , when she walked into a party wit... Feb 12 2005, 01:35 AM krazykhmergirl yo mamma so ugly they push her face in doh to make... Feb 12 2005, 10:46 AM gponce10104 you mamas sooo stupid that when she stuck 2 double... Feb 13 2005, 12:51 AM Spikey hey> this is for momma jokes...or any jokes u c... May 24 2005, 04:12 PM not_your_average Umm, this should be in Humor. And plus there's... May 24 2005, 04:13 PM Spikey well im stupid and new to this site! what do y... May 24 2005, 04:14 PM Nicolatofu -->Topic moved to humor/merged<-- May 24 2005, 04:16 PM DisneyPrincessKate there's a kid in my class named Colin and we w... May 24 2005, 04:20 PM nightmare4taki yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a re... May 24 2005, 05:16 PM RUN_away123 *in chinese accent*
yo mada sooo fat when she jum... May 24 2005, 07:27 PM Days Nearly Over Yo Mama is so ugly, tears roll down her neck becau... May 24 2005, 08:01 PM ROARxD your momma so fat when god said let there be light... May 25 2005, 04:42 PM chaneun Yo mamas so fat, that she is.. tubby. ROFFLE! May 27 2005, 03:06 PM krnxswat QUOTE(chaneun @ May 27 2005, 3:06 PM)Yo mamas... May 27 2005, 03:12 PM s1mpl3_f3m ya momma so poor. i rang the doorbell outside. she... May 27 2005, 03:51 PM iNyCxShoRT QUOTE(s1mpl3_f3m @ May 27 2005, 3:51 PM)ya mo... Jun 20 2005, 08:32 PM chaneun Yo mama's so fat that... she has to use the dr... May 27 2005, 05:09 PM sweet_devil Yo mamma's so fat that when she wore a yellow ... May 27 2005, 06:33 PM J-sin yo mama's so fat she jumped, and when she land... Jun 6 2005, 10:45 PM KoKo Moe Joe yo mama is so fat, that it took me 3 trains and 2 ... Jun 6 2005, 11:38 PM wind&fire QUOTE(KoKo Moe Joe @ Jun 7 2005, 2:38 PM)Yo M... Jun 27 2005, 11:57 PM haostar yo mamma is so ugly that thats not a hair line, th... Jun 22 2005, 05:29 PM basick yo mommas so fat when she wore a malcolm X shirt a... Jun 22 2005, 05:32 PM Fallen_Fairy www.yourmom.com it's set up just like yahoo
Y... Jun 22 2005, 05:59 PM YoGrandpaIsFine QUOTE(Fallen_Fairy @ Jun 22 2005, 5:59 PM)www... Jun 22 2005, 07:46 PM Maestro Yo momma so fat she's got mc donalds on speed ... Jun 22 2005, 07:53 PM sw33t_rouge ur mommas so fat wen she washes her dishes she use... Jun 23 2005, 06:02 AM largosama your momma's so old that when I told her to ac... Jun 25 2005, 11:56 PM slipper your mama so ugly, everyone died. Jun 26 2005, 12:59 AM gOODpIRATE QUOTE(slipper @ Jun 25 2005, 10:59 PM)your ma... Jun 27 2005, 11:46 PM SillyCourtney Yo momma's so ugly they filmed Gorrillas in th... Jun 27 2005, 08:21 PM archana QUOTE(SillyCourtney @ Jun 27 2005, 8:21 PM)Yo... Oct 16 2005, 08:15 PM b0st0ngrl Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Supe... Jun 27 2005, 08:26 PM s0_fLiPd Yo momma's so stupid she drowned in "the ... Jun 27 2005, 11:32 PM gOODpIRATE yo mamma so fat, her ID card picture says "co... Jun 27 2005, 11:44 PM b0st0ngrl QUOTE(gOODpIRATE @ Jun 27 2005, 10:44 PM)yo m... Jun 28 2005, 12:02 AM [Scr3amin][Horror] I got sum too I will post them up l8r ]
Sum r fun... Jun 28 2005, 12:03 AM _suzie_ ''your momma's so old that when I told... Jun 28 2005, 09:43 AM [Scr3amin][Horror] QUOTEyour momma's so old that when I told her ... Jun 28 2005, 05:47 PM mocassinsx29 yo momma so fat, at the ballgame instead of buying... Jun 28 2005, 05:50 PM [Scr3amin][Horror] Sum I got off YourMom.com
-Your Mom is so stupid ... Jun 28 2005, 10:22 PM Stuckie Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch ... Oct 17 2005, 10:52 AM faded23 yo mommas so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittl... Oct 18 2005, 06:08 PM SkaironFrenzy Yo momma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry. Oct 20 2005, 09:37 PM i heart john Yo mama is like Home Depot - 10 cents a screw. Oct 23 2005, 09:35 AM Szeh This should be a game..
Sorry to break the chain... Oct 23 2005, 09:38 AM RiC3xBoy *Fob Accent*Yooooooooooooo mama soooooooooooo faut... Oct 23 2005, 02:27 PM toodlepops. Oh shit. Some of these are really funny.
My faves... Oct 27 2005, 02:43 AM andromeda_90 ^LMFAO!
I didn't look through the whole t... Nov 6 2005, 07:43 PM c0cONuTTeR yo mamas so short, when she jumped off the curve s... Nov 6 2005, 07:45 PM lilliannnn Yo mama's so fat, she uses Mexico, like the wh... Nov 19 2005, 04:54 PM add1cted2f1re yo' mama's SO fat, that when u slap her as... Nov 21 2005, 01:55 AM V_TEK yo momma is so fat, she went by the beach then a w... Nov 25 2005, 05:31 PM lil_chubby_cheeks2 yo mama is so fat she rolled over a supernintendo ... Nov 25 2005, 06:00 PM wind&fire QUOTE(lil_chubby_cheeks2 @ Nov 26 2005, 10:00... Dec 7 2005, 11:31 PM masu_misairu yo momma's so ugly it looked like her face cau... Dec 6 2005, 02:24 AM saintruthanne yo momma's so fat, when she wears high heels, ... Dec 6 2005, 07:32 PM RiC3xBoy Yo mama so fat, everytime she turns around, its he... Dec 12 2005, 10:27 PM De112 yo mama so old, she got Jesus in her yearbook.
yo... Dec 20 2005, 06:04 PM nightmare4taki ^haha
Yo mama so black, she tried to bite a oreo ... Dec 20 2005, 06:09 PM Midnight Faerie yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next... Dec 21 2005, 12:01 AM MyCATSwatchingtv your mamas so fat that she uses a matress as a tam... Dec 24 2005, 05:38 PM -lana QUOTEyo mama is so fat she rolled over a supernint... Dec 24 2005, 08:25 PM davexd yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to superb... Dec 27 2005, 01:00 AM Retro_Love This one boy told me this at school.
Yo Mamma so s... Dec 29 2005, 03:06 AM Smoogrish [Ooops, just realized someone posted that before m... Jan 2 2006, 02:06 PM o0olaalaa uhms heres a stupid one:
yo momma so fat when she... Jan 2 2006, 02:24 PM Anime_gurl_4eva your mom's so fat she falls off both sides of ... Jan 15 2006, 01:29 AM hiromi Yo Mama's so stupid that when she heard about ... Jan 16 2006, 02:59 PM BannanaQ oh yea...
Your momma so fat that she uses Mexico,... Jan 31 2006, 09:12 PM bad_girl Yo mama is so old that when i told her to act her ... Feb 3 2006, 08:18 AM zebzie Your mother is so corpulent that when she sits aro... Feb 3 2006, 08:39 PM |
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