Dumb Song Lyrics Options

[xquizit]

Since someone created a thread about meaningful lyrics, I just thought it would be interesting to post some of the most lame or dumb song lyrics you can think of.

"Them Jeans" - Master P

Shake what you got in them jeans (them jeans)
Girl grab the wall, then shake it like a dog...

I'm country, she country, we country
Come closer, it's a free country
Damn you cute, girl you fine
Keep it right there, I wanna make you mine
Don't play no games, I gotta keep it real
Got the magic stick and a gold grill

LMAO. How stupid and degrading. Leave it to one of the game's worst rappers to come up with some of the lamest songs ever. I'd like to see somebody pass me some lines like that so I can b*tch slap them.

[rivendell]

*shudder* Luster, there's just something so unnerving about hearing Yoko Ono talking about being naked.

Worst. Lyric. EVER.

From N.E.R.D.'s 'She Wants to Move'

Her off beat dance makes me fantasize
(Her curves) She's sexy!!
Her ass is a spaceship I want to ride [sound effect]
(Her ass) She's sexy!!
Move, she wants to move
But you're hogging her, and guarding her
She wants to move (she wants to move)
She wants to move (she wants to move)
But you're hogging her, you're guarding her (beat it!!)

... her ass is a spaceship?

From Chingy's 'One Call Away'

Girl recognize game, before game recognize YOU
You're dealin wit a player, TRUE
Now whatchu wanna do?
We can kick it and go puff on a blunt
Oh you don't smoke? Grab a pint of Hen' then we can get drunk
It's up to you, I'm the man but baby just let me know
Cuz if you got an attitude I could treat you just like a hoe
Get to rollin wit me baby, hop in there's enough room
We can gaze at the stars that shine like the moon
Gimme a chance to show ya, and a chance to know ya
Just be true, and there's nothing I won't do, for ya
Some women like to play it foul (foul)
But them the kind I put in the place of a child (child)
Don't worry be happy and smile and. . .

Oh that's good. God forbid a women's allowed to speak her mind.