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Why Do Men Have Nipples?, ...a New York Times bestseller...
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post Oct 4 2005, 11:49 PM
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I picked up the book today and thought it was hilarious!!!
Here's a short book description taken from Amazon.com..

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Is There a Doctor in the House?

Say you’re at a party. You’ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you’re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you’d like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but haven’t had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. You’re filled with liquid courage . . . now is your chance! If you’ve ever wanted to ask a doctor . . .

•How do people in wheelchairs have sex?

•Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast?

•Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever?

•Why does asparagus make my pee smell?

•Why do old people grow hair on their ears?

•Is the old adage “beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer . . .” really true?

. . . then Why Do Men Have Nipples? is the book for you.


this book, i think, is more geared towards making you laugh than giving you medical information... but hey, at least you'll have all these trivial information to tell people when you're in a bar.. or in school.. ^^

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So has anyone read this? Care to discuss or just share passages that you found funny? Here's one from me...

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Is it true that you can break your penis?

It pains us to say, but this is true.  There is no bone in your "bone," but you can rupture the penis, which is called a penile fracture.  Sudden trauma or bending of the penis in an erect state can break the thick tissue that produces an erection.
This happens most frequently during sex.  Don't expect to get a cast and crutches, though.  This injury is an emergencry and requires surgery to prevent sexual dysfunction.  Ouch!
(p.89)
 
 
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the book seems interesting
 

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kodomo_ja_nai   Why Do Men Have Nipples?   Oct 4 2005, 11:49 PM
mipadi   Can you lose your contact lens inside your head fo...   Oct 5 2005, 11:15 AM
PiGo   QUOTE(mipadi @ Oct 5 2005, 11:15 AM)Can you l...   Oct 5 2005, 06:34 PM
bab3egurl8o5   My health teacher reads us some of that when we go...   Oct 5 2005, 06:24 PM
iNyCxShoRT   Well I think my friend told me that men have nippl...   Oct 5 2005, 06:26 PM
yummy_delight   ^ That's good to know. I used to think it was ...   Oct 5 2005, 06:47 PM
silver rain   Hah, that book sounds funny. I'll check it out...   Oct 5 2005, 07:00 PM
jooleeah   Haha, I saw that at Barnes and Noble the other day...   Oct 5 2005, 07:02 PM
LEGITERICJONES   If I ever work up some money I might buy it. Sound...   Oct 5 2005, 08:24 PM
anqie   haha i saw that book in Costco and jokingly said t...   Oct 5 2005, 08:26 PM
reflection   the book seems interesting   Oct 5 2005, 09:01 PM
L!ckitySplit   you can have sex if your in a wheel chair becaus...   Oct 5 2005, 10:04 PM
PinkTrash   .. Thats scary. Emergency contact room for contact...   Oct 5 2005, 10:15 PM
d4z3   Hahaha. I saw that book ar Barnes and Noble..I wan...   Oct 5 2005, 10:17 PM
kodomo_ja_nai   QUOTEI, Billy Goldberg, would like to dedicate thi...   Oct 5 2005, 11:10 PM
tequila_sky   Yes! I also wear contacts and once I was so sc...   Oct 6 2005, 10:13 AM
Nicolatofu   That book sounds catchy. Seems like something I wo...   Oct 6 2005, 03:44 PM
mzkandi   Looks like a interesting read, I'll try to see...   Oct 6 2005, 03:45 PM
Blue-Chan   Definalte and interesting book to read. Another bo...   Oct 6 2005, 03:52 PM
toodlepops.   Interesting. =D I think it's one of the books ...   Oct 6 2005, 07:27 PM
hiromi   Looks awesome! I already know why men have nip...   Oct 6 2005, 07:29 PM
peggysturr   I am gonna check it out. The book sounds awesome a...   Oct 6 2005, 10:18 PM
Levy2k6   i'll read it at barnes and nobles if i have th...   Oct 6 2005, 10:23 PM
simx   hah I love these kinds of books, they're so aw...   Oct 6 2005, 11:37 PM
lbjshaq2345   what are brainfreezes anyway why do they happen?   Oct 7 2005, 12:04 AM
FREEcandies   Brainfreeze happens when something cold touches th...   Oct 7 2005, 12:16 AM
simx   QUOTE(FREEcandies @ Oct 7 2005, 12:16 AM)Brai...   Oct 8 2005, 07:14 PM
clarissa   ^ interesting. i want this book.   Oct 8 2005, 12:23 PM
andromeda_90   Aw man i wanna buy that book. It sounds hilarious...   Oct 8 2005, 12:26 PM
kodomo_ja_nai   QUOTEWhy does poo float? Some people seem to be o...   Oct 8 2005, 08:24 PM
jeung   moved to interests -> books forum   Apr 4 2006, 03:41 PM


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