Why Do Men Have Nipples?, ...a New York Times bestseller... Options

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I picked up the book today and thought it was hilarious!!!
Here's a short book description taken from Amazon.com..

Is There a Doctor in the House?

Say you’re at a party. You’ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you’re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you’d like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but haven’t had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. You’re filled with liquid courage . . . now is your chance! If you’ve ever wanted to ask a doctor . . .

•How do people in wheelchairs have sex?

•Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast?

•Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever?

•Why does asparagus make my pee smell?

•Why do old people grow hair on their ears?

•Is the old adage “beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer . . .” really true?

. . . then Why Do Men Have Nipples? is the book for you.

this book, i think, is more geared towards making you laugh than giving you medical information... but hey, at least you'll have all these trivial information to tell people when you're in a bar.. or in school.. ^^

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So has anyone read this? Care to discuss or just share passages that you found funny? Here's one from me...

Is it true that you can break your penis?

It pains us to say, but this is true.  There is no bone in your "bone," but you can rupture the penis, which is called a penile fracture.  Sudden trauma or bending of the penis in an erect state can break the thick tissue that produces an erection.
This happens most frequently during sex.  Don't expect to get a cast and crutches, though.  This injury is an emergencry and requires surgery to prevent sexual dysfunction.  Ouch!

(p.89)

[*mipadi*]

Can you lose your contact lens inside your head forever? I always wondered this. Can it get stuck so that you can't get it out?