make and post an uncyclopedia edit Options

[*tweeak*]

Go to http://uncyclopedia.org . The site is completely crap- but really funny- misinformation, and can be edited like Wikipedia.

Pick a topic or subtopic that hasn't been written on yet, and make up some crap, then post it here

This is my account of the French Revolution as a part of British history (i was procrasinating...)

During the 16th century, the British tired of those pesky French bastards to the south and their snooty, nude ways and decided it was time to revolt. With the help of a local prophet, the king sent a Brit by the name of Thomas Paine sought the mother of the future Napoleon Bonaparte and attempted to abort the baby. In his failure, however, he succeeded only in making Napoleon abnormally short. Much like Hercules in the way that was was unsuccessfully killed but left with a strange remnant of the attempt, Napoleon grew up to become the bain of English existance. In his wrath, the King of England- Harold the IV- sent the royal to France in order to behead every midget they could find. Unfortunately, they got a bit carried away and forced an Amazon-like Frenchman to invent the guillotine to make their beheadings more efficient. When the king got wind, he was not pleased, so they swiftly devised a plan to make it look like Napoleon was leading the Radical movement, for which he was exiled to Elba for nearly 160 years. When he was finally awoken 6 months after his banishment, he had a sudden desire to invade Russia, because he mistakenly blamed them for doing what was really the fault of the English. Because of his blundering, he was taken to the king of England, who called a vote that demed it necessary for the blasphermer Napoleon be burned at the stake, leaving the entire country of France in turmoil.

Meanwhile, the English had a good laugh with their mates.

[gelionie]

I'm stupid... where do you click to start a new topic?