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 Aug 27 2005, 12:21 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you!  Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674  |
Lmao! This is absolutely hilarious. Don't be offended.
Here are the lyrics. I had to listen to it over and over again to get them. "Dear Diary, Mood: Apathetic My life is just spiraling downward. I couldnt' get enough money to go to the 'Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert'. It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and "Rip Apart My Soul" and of course "Stabby Rip Stab Stab". And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair into that flippy thing either like that guy from that band can do. Some days, you know." I'm an emo kid, Non-conforming as can be, You be non-comforming too if you look just like me, I have paint on my nails, And makeup on my face, I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs, 'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag, I call it freedom of expression, but you call me a fag, 'Cause our dudes look like chicks, And our chicks look like dikes, 'Cause emo is one step below transvestite, Stop my breathing and slit my throat, I must be emo. I don't jump around when I go to shows, I must be emo. I'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem, The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween I have no real problems, but I like to make believe, I stole my sister's mascara, Now I'm grounded for a week, Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies, I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing, Girls keep breaking up with me, It's never any fun, They say they already have a P**sy, They don't need another one. Stop my breathing and slit my throat, I must be emo. I don't jump around when I go to shows, I must be emo. Dying my hair and polish on my toes, I must be emo. I play guitar and write suicide notes, I must be emo. "My life is just a black abyss, you know. It's so dark. And it's suffocating me, grabbing ahold of me, tightening it's grip. Tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans, which look great on me, by the way." Too lazy to interpret the last verse, but yeah, listen for yourself! "I like tacos" |
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Sep 17 2005, 03:02 PM
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Pretty nice.
Somewhere funny. Though how it was written seems familiar. 
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Paradox of Life The Emo Song Aug 27 2005, 12:21 PM
xenosaga pretty....strange..but i'm not emo. Aug 28 2005, 02:51 AM gotahemmi55 well, here ya go, i'll say that was pretty fun... Aug 28 2005, 03:30 AM x_far_x QUOTE'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dres... Aug 28 2005, 09:58 AM emazing LMAO@THATEMOSONG.
I love it.
But of course, no o... Aug 28 2005, 11:27 AM hiromi omg XD XD XD LOVE IT! Aug 28 2005, 03:41 PM pyrochick19770 HAHAHA.
good times. Aug 28 2005, 11:01 PM xcaitlinx OMFGROFLMFAO...that's the funniest song everrr... Aug 29 2005, 10:44 PM FLIPxADDICTION that was great. Aug 29 2005, 11:22 PM silliepinoi hahaha batches i found the song heres the linkEMO ... Aug 30 2005, 02:01 AM angel_revelation LOL i am trying SO hard not to laugh! cuz it... Aug 31 2005, 01:52 AM silliepinoi haha i play this song when my emo friend comes ove... Aug 31 2005, 04:32 AM PrettyBrownEyez3 Lmfao. That's hilarious. I knew HH would get w... Sep 3 2005, 10:36 PM Jeng lololo thats funny.i read it like 2 times :x Sep 4 2005, 09:02 AM RockizLife Yeah, I heard this song a while back. It's rea... Sep 17 2005, 02:40 PM
Madame C I love that second verse. Sep 17 2005, 03:09 PM |
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