the most functional word Options

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The Most Functional Word
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> > > > Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
> > > > Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
> > > >Consider:
> > > >You can get shit-faced,
> > > >Be shit out of luck or have shit for brains
> > > >With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
> > > >Find a place for your shit,
> > > >Or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
> > > >You can smoke shit,
> > > >buy shit,
> > > >sell shit,
> > > >lose shit,
> > > >find shit,
> > > >forget shit,
> > > >and tell others to eat shit.
> > > >Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the
> > > >difference between Shit and Shineola.
> > > >There are lucky shits,
> > > >dumb shits,
> > > >crazy shits,
> > > >There is bull shit,
> > > >horse shit
> > > >chicken shit.
> > > >You can throw shit,
> > > >sling shit,
> > > >catch shit,
> > > >shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
> > > >You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
> > > >Can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
> > > >Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
> > > >some days are just plain shitty.
> > > >Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,
> > > >There are times when you feel like shit.
> > > >You can have too much shit,
> > > >not enough shit,
> > > >the right shit,
> > > >the wrong shit
> > > >a lot of weird shit.
> > > >You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit,
> > > >or find yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
> > > >Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
> > > >other times you fall in a bucket of shit
> > > >and come out smelling like a rose.
> > > >When you stop to consider all the facts,
> > > >it's the basic building block of the English language.
> > > >
> > > >And remember, once you know your shit,
> > > >you don't need to know anything else!
> > > >
> > > >You could pass this along, if you give a shit.
> > > >Or not do so, If you don't give a shit.
> > > >Well Shit, it's time for me to go.
> > > >Just wanted you to know that I do Give A Shit and
> > > >hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
> > > >But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some
> > > >shit head
> > > > ....Well...shit happens.
> > > >P.S. I'm guessing that the original author is probably not
> > > >a religious man because he makes no reference to the existence of
> > > > "Holy Shit".