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 Sep 10 2005, 08:29 PM
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A woman meets a guy at a club. They mingle for a little while, then the guy asks, "Do you want to go back to my place?"
The woman says, "Sure." They go back to his apartment. As the woman walks into his room, she sees a huge collection of teddy bears reaching all the way up to the ceiling. They are of all different shapes, sizes and colors. The woman sees this as a sign of sensitivity and says nothing about the collection. The man and the woman jump on the bed and make hot, passionate love all night. Afterwards, she says to him, smiling, "How was it?" The man replies, "Please pick a prize from the bottom shelf." |
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Sep 11 2005, 06:46 PM
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Haha, that's like...OUCH! Cold
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not_your_average Pick a Prize Sep 10 2005, 08:29 PM
dahalfkoreanstyl they're his bears, why would he pick one if th... Sep 10 2005, 08:48 PM
not_your_average QUOTE(dahalfkoreanstyl @ Sep 10 2005, 8:48 PM... Sep 11 2005, 04:44 PM bab3egurl8o5 Isn't it supposed to be
"She says to him... Sep 10 2005, 08:57 PM Blue-Chan I don't get it. Sep 11 2005, 06:44 PM WindSorcerous LOL How can you not get it?? Sep 11 2005, 06:47 PM mai_z ouch.....think carnival...what happens when you th... Sep 11 2005, 09:16 PM dahalfkoreanstyl i get it, but i think its dumb Sep 12 2005, 10:24 AM Levy2k6 lol.. knee slaper Sep 12 2005, 01:27 PM celticsluvr thats funny! ;] Sep 12 2005, 10:10 PM asilentxxscream ehh Sep 12 2005, 10:11 PM jsmooth4ever Lmao from the bottom row that was funny. Sep 12 2005, 10:14 PM mzislandpinay haha wut a mean man..lol Sep 13 2005, 05:51 PM mipadi I thought it was pretty good. Sep 13 2005, 06:13 PM islandkiss ahaha. That made my day Sep 14 2005, 11:21 AM fallen_angel1137 Haha...that was okay but not the best. Sep 17 2005, 12:05 PM archana Not funny :/ Sep 18 2005, 03:38 PM whooooshy HAHAHA! i had to read some of the posts but i ... Sep 24 2005, 01:29 AM hall0w wah i dont get it i think i do but mayb not Sep 24 2005, 02:14 PM aera oh ouchh Sep 24 2005, 03:09 PM alli it was funny..how do u not get it :) Sep 24 2005, 03:30 PM Chii if anyone ever did anything like that to me, oh my... Sep 24 2005, 11:38 PM lolita kitty ooooh. i get it now.
ouch >.> Sep 25 2005, 12:09 AM __xxfrappachino<3 HAHA i get it xD
[burnn] =( poor her... Oct 2 2005, 12:46 AM |
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