Ever lied about the size of your penis?, be honest. |
 Apr 25 2005, 11:34 PM
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I was just wondering how many guys will actually admit to lying about it. I have before, and I think that a lot of other guys do. So prove me wrong, or just lie some more.
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Sep 10 2005, 11:34 AM
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Wellnow, how about some strange stories.
I know a kid that always said how he had a small penis and all this, and well, we're big into Counter-Strike so... He takes a picture of his penis, and uses it for his spray, so when he presses a button, it puts a picture of his penis in the game, so, he did that and... yeah, I saw it, and he of course didn't lie. Well, I couldn't let this deed go unpunished, so I had to go and do him one better. I had pictures of my penis ( for reasons other than this, of course ), and I sent them to him, and... he was a sad little monkey. Bascially, I don't know anyone that lies about their penis size, and me, I'm the King of Shamelessness. So yeah, I have no reason to lie, or hide it or anything.  Oh yeah, and I know none of this matters, but I'm telling you anyway, cause it's funny 
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blondisnirvana Ever lied about the size of your penis? Apr 25 2005, 11:34 PM
xXYouMeBedNowXx I would love to hear more people yell
I have a sh... Apr 25 2005, 11:51 PM
xXMomoBubbleTeaXx QUOTE(xXYouMeBedNowXx @ Apr 26 2005, 12:51 AM... Jul 17 2005, 10:56 PM xSonia rofl yes,
People are so perverted..why ... Apr 25 2005, 11:52 PM starlette QUOTE(xSonia @ Apr 25 2005, 11:52 PM)rofl yes... Apr 26 2005, 01:35 AM HoodieObsessed QUOTE(xSonia @ Apr 25 2005, 8:52 PM)rofl yes,... Apr 30 2005, 11:51 PM iliang86 ive never had to disclose the size of my penis bef... Apr 26 2005, 01:34 AM snak3y3z1001 QUOTE(iliang86 @ Apr 26 2005, 2:34 AM)ive nev... Apr 26 2005, 05:00 AM wickedcurse no? and im not telling it publicly! one of my ... Apr 26 2005, 03:44 AM belg i havent.... cuz ive never told anyone about mine.... Apr 26 2005, 06:28 AM someflipguy Didnt have tell them. Just showed them! Apr 26 2005, 03:00 PM rOckThISshYt QUOTE(someflipguy @ Apr 26 2005, 4:00 PM)Didn... Apr 26 2005, 03:19 PM bRoKeNxALoNE QUOTE(someflipguy @ Apr 26 2005, 12:00 PM)Did... Oct 7 2005, 06:25 PM WinterNights2 I like to go "OMG i have a 14 inch penis, I h... Apr 26 2005, 03:03 PM anubis QUOTE(WinterNights2 @ Apr 26 2005, 2:03 PM)I ... Jul 18 2005, 02:41 AM neKronos! My penis is 2inches...
Erect Apr 26 2005, 04:37 PM rOckThISshYt QUOTE(neKronos! @ Apr 26 2005, 5:37 PM)My... Apr 28 2005, 03:12 PM Tempting QUOTE(rOckThISshYt @ Apr 28 2005, 2:12 PM)If ... Oct 3 2005, 02:05 PM neKronos! QUOTE(rOckThISshYt @ Apr 28 2005, 4:12 PM)If ... Oct 11 2005, 09:08 PM ocpimple ...I've never measured nor been asked the size... Apr 26 2005, 04:43 PM goofipinay i kno people who have
i mean..i dunno any guy who ... Apr 26 2005, 04:53 PM hardbodyactiv wot wud b the reason 2 lie about it...if ur lyin 2... Apr 27 2005, 05:07 AM ermfermoo QUOTE(hardbodyactiv @ Apr 27 2005, 5:07 AM)co... Apr 28 2005, 03:35 PM yanners ^ please do not casually use the word "gay... Apr 27 2005, 05:18 AM hardbodyactiv QUOTE(x__forever @ Apr 27 2005, 11:18 AM)^ pl... Apr 27 2005, 06:14 AM xnofearx I don't I admit to being small, and no that is... Apr 27 2005, 06:20 AM eenycee i'm good. Apr 27 2005, 08:48 AM racoons > you QUOTEu wanna hv a row bout my casual use of the ad... Apr 28 2005, 03:52 PM rOckThISshYt QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 28 2005, 4:52 P... Apr 30 2005, 01:15 AM JlIaTMK James.... i love you :p. What more can I say? Your... Apr 28 2005, 03:59 PM tweeak QUOTE(JlIaTMK @ Apr 28 2005, 3:59 PM)James...... Apr 28 2005, 04:14 PM ermfermoo Haha, James, I skimmed through most of your reply ... Apr 28 2005, 04:02 PM racoons > you ^^
good! then i made my point! i was worr... Apr 28 2005, 04:11 PM JlIaTMK lol nicki, i realized i did that, and i realized t... Apr 28 2005, 04:16 PM soulless727 purple ponies (self-deleted 12/06) Apr 28 2005, 07:11 PM CrackedRearView Wait, you asked for us to prove it to you?
Does t... Apr 29 2005, 01:13 AM taintedtrash it's not about the size, its about the techniq... Apr 29 2005, 06:35 AM someflipguy Whoa, haha a bottle really that shiz is huge. hah... Apr 29 2005, 07:04 AM XaZnX07 no i havent lied haha
.:tony:. Apr 30 2005, 10:41 AM Szeh Nope & when I say i have a size 32 it's tr... Apr 30 2005, 11:28 AM Shortiiex My friend was talkin got someone online.....they s... Apr 30 2005, 11:33 PM dELiRiOUS8o8 why do guys lie. why are they so ashame? ..rememb... May 1 2005, 01:09 AM Spiritual Winged Aura Not to be honest, the sizes of my thing is the sam... May 1 2005, 01:17 AM sk8ter4life750 No I ant got no shame in my game haha okay maby on... May 26 2005, 09:11 PM The 1 and only JJ no i don't lie. i really do have to wear mine ... May 26 2005, 10:55 PM anqie Yes, I have. :( May 26 2005, 11:38 PM jummony no.for real.i never lie about that....hehehe May 27 2005, 01:59 AM iheartsimba It's not about size..it's how you work it ... May 27 2005, 02:10 AM Le_Jay Don't need to. If a chick finds it so importan... May 27 2005, 04:36 AM dopeSOUL nope.=) no need to. proud of the size lol for an a... May 27 2005, 10:16 AM howie mine is short!but so what?
i wont lie my size... May 28 2005, 08:30 AM wonder__man hasnt every guy, i mean, you arent going to tell a... Jul 17 2005, 02:40 PM Lo Mein Well I read somewhere that no more then 5% of the ... Jul 17 2005, 08:55 PM cookienmilkfornaps i dont need to lie... those who ask can see for th... Jul 17 2005, 09:25 PM Lo Mein QUOTE(cookienmilkfornaps @ Jul 17 2005, 10:25... Jul 17 2005, 09:30 PM cookienmilkfornaps QUOTE(Lo Mein @ Jul 17 2005, 9:30 PM)is it ha... Jul 17 2005, 10:46 PM RiC3xBoy No, I do not lie. I got nothing to hide. Jul 17 2005, 11:02 PM iamunderpaid i think all guys have lied about it, it is a natur... Jul 18 2005, 04:03 AM Frankie nope...seriously. Jul 18 2005, 12:40 PM mocassinsx29 Guys in my class are always going off about their ... Jul 18 2005, 03:24 PM RUN_away123 uh....yea i lied i sed my penis was 52 ft long...h... Oct 3 2005, 06:56 PM aznxdreamer soo..que es el average size? Oct 3 2005, 07:22 PM Levy2k6 i added half an inch to it once or twice but now t... Oct 3 2005, 07:45 PM racoons > you tra-la-la. nicki jus ttold me a story about two pe... Oct 4 2005, 04:20 PM Paradox of Life Lmao.. Why is there so much pressure on guys to ha... Oct 4 2005, 05:22 PM L!ckitySplit QUOTE(Paradox of Life @ Oct 4 2005, 6:22 PM)L... Oct 4 2005, 05:36 PM racoons > you ^
agreed. cocks are icky. at least with smll penis... Oct 4 2005, 05:22 PM Programmer omg my d!ck is so gigantic..." OMG My big... Oct 4 2005, 05:31 PM mzkandi ^that small, huh?
jk Oct 4 2005, 05:37 PM L!ckitySplit no your not^
QUOTE(mzkandi @ Oct 4 2005, 6... Oct 4 2005, 08:15 PM xcaitlinx i lie about my penis's size ALL the time. it... Oct 4 2005, 07:12 PM RiC3xBoy Oof, I lied, I have lied. Just today me and my fri... Oct 4 2005, 11:50 PM racoons > you ^
thats not lying, its joking, there is clearly a... Oct 7 2005, 06:50 AM RiC3xBoy QUOTE(racoons > you @ Oct 7 2005, 4:50 AM)... Oct 7 2005, 06:17 PM jooleeah Peni are gross looking anyway. I don't see the... Oct 7 2005, 12:09 PM xnofearx ^^ Fine Julia I'm 2 inches! Oct 7 2005, 12:28 PM jooleeah ^
LOL. Eddie, you crack me up. Oct 7 2005, 12:50 PM racoons > you ^
heh. its funy cause its true Oct 7 2005, 01:13 PM c0cONuTTeR Of course I've lied... Oct 7 2005, 03:02 PM MentPatient I don't talk about my penis size.
And when I ... Oct 10 2005, 02:57 AM Weird addiction medium dicks rock.!!!!! <33... Oct 12 2005, 09:05 AM Stuckie Mine is like 8 inches. Im not tryin to knock anyon... Oct 12 2005, 02:33 PM RiC3xBoy QUOTE(Stuckie @ Oct 12 2005, 12:33 PM)"I... Oct 12 2005, 05:42 PM Stuckie QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Oct 12 2005, 4:42 PM)Well, I... Oct 13 2005, 11:15 AM i heart john John is like, 11 inches.
Seriously. Oct 14 2005, 02:36 PM neKronos! QUOTE(Stuckie @ Oct 12 2005, 3:33 PM)Mine is ... Oct 17 2005, 06:27 AM Natsuhara no i havn't had to lie, because nobody asked Oct 12 2005, 03:55 PM Minaiya QUOTE(Natsuhara @ Oct 12 2005, 3:55 PM)no i h... Oct 12 2005, 04:11 PM eunie03 Do women go up to you and ask you your penis size ... Oct 13 2005, 11:51 PM xnofearx ^ Actually I've been randomly asked that befor... Oct 14 2005, 11:31 AM racoons > you ^^
me too Oct 14 2005, 11:56 AM eunie03 So strange. It's like women getting asked how ... Oct 14 2005, 12:06 PM racoons > you ^
lol. i said 'two foot and too good for you... Oct 14 2005, 01:26 PM Rachel is love Meh, I don't think it is that big of a deal.
... Oct 14 2005, 04:09 PM wadester241 Once as a joke....but i usually dont go around say... Oct 15 2005, 07:24 PM Stuckie ^ Well I don't hold a ruler to it so yeah it i... Oct 17 2005, 10:38 AM incoherent no. if a girl is that interested theyre going to f... Oct 17 2005, 07:39 PM Stuckie What do you mean by that? Oct 18 2005, 01:19 PM racoons > you ^
assuming you were taalking to spencer, you... Oct 18 2005, 02:52 PM |
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