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 Aug 26 2005, 02:49 AM
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An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says: "Ah, you're an engineer, but you worked for a high-tech startup company and got rich. You've had too good of a life, so now you can't come in here."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer is dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators. The computers are all upgraded and there are speaker wires running to every room. Even the clocks on the VCRs are set. The engineer becomes a pretty popular guy. One day God calls up Satan on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators. The computers are faster than ever and we've got music in every room. There's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake, he should never have gotten down there! Send him back up here, now." Satan shouts back, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right... and just where are YOU going to find a lawyer?" |
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Sep 2 2005, 06:33 PM
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hahaha
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gotahemmi55 Engineering Hell Aug 26 2005, 02:49 AM
dahalfkoreanstyl lol, all the lawyers are in hell Aug 26 2005, 05:32 PM
XDrayne QUOTE(dahalfkoreanstyl @ Aug 26 2005, 5:32 PM... Sep 7 2005, 05:33 PM xchrystizzle ive heard it before but still funny....now i know ... Aug 26 2005, 08:52 PM alli funnyyyy Sep 2 2005, 02:35 PM azngrl7691 lol i love lawyer jokes Sep 5 2005, 10:00 AM emazing Eh. What?
Ooh, I get it. xD Funnay, there are so m... Sep 5 2005, 12:43 PM mipadi An engineer and a lawyer joke--very nice! Sep 6 2005, 02:50 PM Madame C That one actually made me laugh outloud. Nice one... Sep 6 2005, 02:52 PM Shortiiex lol..i love this one Sep 9 2005, 06:16 PM |
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