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 Aug 29 2005, 05:55 PM
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There was this lion and it was his birthday, so he wanted all the animals to give him meat for his birthday, they did, but the monkey brought him three apples, and the lion was angry, so he told the monkey to put the three apples up his [the monkeys] butt. The monkey did, and after 2 apples, he started to cry laughing. The lion asked him why he was laughing, and the monkey said,
"The bunny is bringing 2 watermelons" 
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Aug 31 2005, 09:42 PM
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chaneun Three Apples Aug 29 2005, 05:55 PM
ryuusei awwww..poor bunny =[ Aug 29 2005, 06:45 PM x_lilvietdreamer_x lol..i heard a similar joke to this before Aug 29 2005, 09:55 PM gotahemmi55 yeah, i had one about tourists and pineapples, it... Aug 30 2005, 01:42 AM iNyCxShoRT Aww poor bunny Aug 31 2005, 09:32 PM
XDrayne QUOTE(iNyCxShoRT @ Aug 31 2005, 9:32 PM)Aww p... Sep 7 2005, 05:53 PM dahalfkoreanstyl typical butt joke
some has to stick something up ... Sep 1 2005, 09:00 PM mzislandpinay lol ahha hmm.. Sep 1 2005, 09:01 PM Blue-Chan Sounds familiar, and very sad.
Kind of funny. Sep 8 2005, 07:59 PM elmogurly poor bunny Sep 12 2005, 03:56 AM Nightmare_Phoenix lol, bunny got owned =) Sep 12 2005, 03:09 PM Paradox of Life Heard this one a thousand times before but in diff... Sep 12 2005, 04:35 PM |
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