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Three Apples
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post Aug 29 2005, 05:55 PM
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There was this lion and it was his birthday, so he wanted all the animals to give him meat for his birthday, they did, but the monkey brought him three apples, and the lion was angry, so he told the monkey to put the three apples up his [the monkeys] butt. The monkey did, and after 2 apples, he started to cry laughing. The lion asked him why he was laughing, and the monkey said,




































"The bunny is bringing 2 watermelons"
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post Aug 29 2005, 09:55 PM
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laugh.gif lol..i heard a similar joke to this before
 

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chaneun   Three Apples   Aug 29 2005, 05:55 PM
ryuusei   awwww..poor bunny =[   Aug 29 2005, 06:45 PM
x_lilvietdreamer_x   lol..i heard a similar joke to this before   Aug 29 2005, 09:55 PM
gotahemmi55   yeah, i had one about tourists and pineapples, it...   Aug 30 2005, 01:42 AM
iNyCxShoRT   Aww poor bunny   Aug 31 2005, 09:32 PM
XDrayne   QUOTE(iNyCxShoRT @ Aug 31 2005, 9:32 PM)Aww p...   Sep 7 2005, 05:53 PM
Teesa   similar story: http://www.createblog.com/forums/i...   Aug 31 2005, 09:42 PM
dahalfkoreanstyl   typical butt joke some has to stick something up ...   Sep 1 2005, 09:00 PM
mzislandpinay   lol ahha hmm..   Sep 1 2005, 09:01 PM
Blue-Chan   Sounds familiar, and very sad. Kind of funny.   Sep 8 2005, 07:59 PM
elmogurly   poor bunny   Sep 12 2005, 03:56 AM
Nightmare_Phoenix   lol, bunny got owned =)   Sep 12 2005, 03:09 PM
Paradox of Life   Heard this one a thousand times before but in diff...   Sep 12 2005, 04:35 PM


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