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>We Are All Luscious Apples
>
>Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
>Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
>falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from
>the ground that aren't as good, but easy....... So the apples at the top
>think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They
>just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave
>enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other
>women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!
>
>And remember.................. Men are like a fine wine. They start out as
>grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn
>into something acceptable to have dinner with.