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 Aug 25 2005, 10:50 AM
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One Sunday morning, a fisherman gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long-johns, grabs the dog, goes to the garage, hooks up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes for his regular Sunday fishing trip. Coming out of his garage, the rain is pouring down; it's like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph, really bad conditions for fishing.
Minutes later, he returns to the house, goes inside and turns the TV to the Weather Channel and finds it's going to be bad weather all day long. So, he puts his boat back in the garage, goes back to the bedroom, quietly undresses, slips back into bed and cuddles up to his wife's back. Now with a different anticipation, he whispers, "The weather out there's terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Yeah; can you believe my stupid husband went out fishing?" |
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Aug 25 2005, 09:11 PM
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Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
wow, i bump past those racist and stupid jokes
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gotahemmi55 Out Fishing Aug 25 2005, 10:50 AM
xchrystizzle =o she's cheating on him! haha Aug 25 2005, 12:57 PM EXPLO5ION Why do you keep bumping them? People will reply e... Aug 25 2005, 10:47 PM gotahemmi55 i was just making sure people saw this one because... Aug 26 2005, 12:34 AM XDrayne oo that was pretty werid and funny Aug 26 2005, 02:04 PM Bobblehead425 lol very very funny. haha Aug 26 2005, 04:24 PM islandkiss haha :O. Aug 27 2005, 10:45 PM toodlepops. I wonder what the husband's reaction will be Aug 30 2005, 04:17 AM alli haha thats great! Aug 30 2005, 05:56 PM
hall0w lol Sep 2 2005, 06:32 PM |
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