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 Aug 20 2005, 04:25 PM
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im lookin for love this time  Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 205,265  |
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
>She put an ad in the local paper that read: >"HUSBAND WANTED" >MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), >MUST NOT BEAT ME, >MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, >MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! >ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. >On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened >the door to see a gray-haired gentleman in a wheelchair. He had no >arms or >legs. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider >you, >are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!" >The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. >"You don't have any hands either!" >Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow >and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" >With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and >said...... >"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" 
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Aug 22 2005, 05:10 PM
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 Call me Elsie Mae Group: Member Posts: 936 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 207,655 |
wow...lol
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bloggle lonely woman Aug 20 2005, 04:25 PM
danielle_x3 i don't get it
he rang the door bell . . so t... Aug 20 2005, 04:43 PM danielle_x3 ahh double posted. laggy comp :| Aug 20 2005, 04:44 PM bloggle yea..he rang the doorbell with his "little fr... Aug 20 2005, 05:02 PM danielle_x3 OH duh rofl see i'm so slow :| thanks for expl... Aug 20 2005, 05:07 PM islandkiss LOL. oh my :O Aug 21 2005, 01:50 AM aera hahaha wow. Aug 21 2005, 05:37 PM Shortiiex woah...lol...dirty people Aug 21 2005, 06:15 PM jnukes OOOOOH .. niceeeeeeeeeeeee .. hahahahah .. Aug 21 2005, 09:08 PM iced__cappucino AHAHAHA..i dun get it...Oo; Aug 21 2005, 11:48 PM xchrystizzle LMAO thats dirty Aug 22 2005, 12:50 AM anqie ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ding a ling. Aug 22 2005, 01:01 AM
YoGrandpaIsFine QUOTE(anqie @ Aug 22 2005, 1:01 AM)ewwwwwwwww... Aug 22 2005, 01:03 AM Midnight Faerie Oh gross old man. But still...ROFL. Aug 22 2005, 04:59 PM Funky Buddha rofl... oh man thats funny
haha Aug 22 2005, 05:12 PM alli haha thats great! how would u not get it?... Aug 22 2005, 06:40 PM xxaznxgurlxx ROFL !! dirtty. but its funny. Aug 24 2005, 04:44 PM kpx_danny hahha HHAHAHAHH AH AGOHS ITS SO GUNNY LOL ADAHHAHA... Aug 24 2005, 09:45 PM audory AHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHA. o man. that is SO wrong. Sep 5 2005, 05:54 AM XDrayne ahahs nicee ;pp i get itt Sep 7 2005, 05:47 PM L!ckitySplit haha old man rang the doorbell with his d**k, tha... Sep 7 2005, 10:40 PM Blue-Chan Sfunking hilarious!
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