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 Aug 20 2005, 12:37 AM
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A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise. T he movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, all kinds of disgusting toys and even a dog got in on the action with just about every single character. After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music." "Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog." |
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Aug 21 2005, 06:57 PM
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i bet the dog is happy
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gotahemmi55 Only here for the Music Aug 20 2005, 12:37 AM
x_far_x lol, eww! Woot, first reply!
-FaR Aug 21 2005, 12:22 AM anqie that's nasty porno. Aug 21 2005, 12:27 AM islandkiss boo. I don't get it :P Aug 21 2005, 01:40 AM mzislandpinay ^ really? you don't get it?
hahaha.. funnie Aug 21 2005, 01:44 AM aera i think i get it. hahaha Aug 21 2005, 05:36 PM
kpx_danny eww dats sick lol haha still funny Aug 24 2005, 10:02 PM |
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