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 Aug 18 2005, 12:32 PM
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im lookin for love this time  Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 205,265  |
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place." |
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Aug 21 2005, 02:18 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
^nah. serves him right
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bloggle a beautiful voluptuous woman... Aug 18 2005, 12:32 PM
xchrystizzle LMAO thats hilarious! haha the jerk got what h... Aug 18 2005, 02:17 PM Hell-Rell LOL very funny I liked it Aug 18 2005, 02:21 PM Im So Vain That is hella funny. I like it. Dirty but good. Aug 18 2005, 03:09 PM osidepinay33 haha perveted doctor.. gosh.. that's what he g... Aug 18 2005, 03:10 PM hall0w lol Aug 18 2005, 04:39 PM gotahemmi55 lol, not too shabby Aug 18 2005, 07:15 PM aera hahaha what a loser. >< Aug 18 2005, 09:15 PM OhXiet_ItzDonnA haha That's funny. That's what he get for ... Aug 18 2005, 09:18 PM sharerol Lol.. LOSER. :D Aug 18 2005, 09:26 PM Paradox of Life Ahahahahha. That's funny. And quite disgusting... Aug 18 2005, 09:27 PM bab3egurl8o5 HAHAHA, I like that one. Aug 18 2005, 10:17 PM islandkiss haha. that wasn't too bad Aug 20 2005, 07:40 PM SkaironFrenzy haha.. poor doctor Aug 20 2005, 10:00 PM fallen_angel1137 Lol, nice. Aug 21 2005, 02:46 PM
kpx_danny LOL HAHAHHAHAHAHA Aug 24 2005, 09:59 PM |
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