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[YourSuperior]

I miss you grandma! =[
You've been dead for almost a month now.
Gosh how much I wish I could hug you.

[absinthe]

dear bitch and bitchier.
you both are pathetic excuses for parents, and frankly, i'm tired of both you bickering. you act more like children than all three of us, and it's f**king stupid. you are adults, act like it. i'm sick and tired of being the mediator between you two, if you can't fight in a decent fashion, go to the park, away from me, and kill each other. i could care less. mother, next time you throw a punch at someone, make sure my face isn't in the middle? k? thx. father, stfu. you're no more important that anyone else. get over it.

that being said, mother, if you don't like the fact that nainama is coming, too f**king bad. getoverit. it's not the end of the world. if its that distasteful. leave. k? no one gives a shit about you, no one is trying to ruin you, and most of all, no one is trying to take what you have away from you since you don't have anything. anything of value anyway. so please, spare me the daily sob story because i really don't care. you find yourself a friendly wall, and converse.

father! man. where do i start w. you. i love you dearly because you are an awesome father. but you need to re-evaluate your worth. you are not a king, nor are you god. so stop acting like it. you want water? pick your ass up, and get it. i'm not running to the kitchen to get it. you want food? go to the kitchen and take it, just like everybody else. yes, i grant you are old, but i'm sure your frail body can handle such taxing work. *dry*


dear uncle & aunt,
you people meddle to much. let me tell you something. your son has a white girlfriend, surprisesurprise. IMO there's nothing wrong w. that. but seeing as you're one of those wonderful backward thinkers, the world as you know it is ENDING. if your daughter has a problem with her grandmother, who, by the way, cook and cleans after herself and stays in her room the whole time, you didn't do a very good job at parenting. she's just going to have to bear a little inconvience in that fat ass of hers. so do me a favor, stop f**king w. my parents relationship. and stop imposting yourself on us. you want to retire? then make sure you have enough money to do so on your own. don't leech of us. you come to live here, and i will make your life hell, and i will be moodier, even more so, than last time. goodbye.

dear me,
your insecurities are downright ridiculous. they have no basis, and are derived from figments of your overactive imagination and your non existant physicic abilities. now if you can just remember that, i'm sure you'll be the happiest girl on earth. just be happy that he loves you k? thx.

dear brother,
fact of life: YOU ARE FAT. why? because you eat too f**king much. so when i put back 6/10 of the cookies you dump in your bowl, refrain from throwing a hissy fit. you realize that you are 4'' shorter and weigh the same as me? and no bitch, i am not underweight, so get over yourself. yes, i grant you have to ability to be the cutest f**king kid in the world, but as of now, you look like the fatter version of a monkey's ass. and no, i will not let you watch naruto unless you behave. i know you think i'm a bitch for doing that, i've heard you mutter it, which is probably under my influence. but i'm just looking out for you. if our fat mother doesn't, who will? you'll thank me later. i hope.


dear idiot,
i love you so much. you're the one constant thing i can count on to put a smile on my face and make my heart soar. i thank you for that, and for putting up w. me and my horrible personality at times. loveyou

PS: i still hate you for that awful message. that hurt like a bitch. :x
PSS: i love you more.


dear permit test,
don't be too hard. i need to pass so i can get my license and see the idiot. ;x i promise i won't be ... TOO reckless k? thx.

W00H. now THAT was a load off my shoulders.

-- agiri