Little Jonny Learn The Whole Truth, This one is cute! |
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 Aug 13 2005, 12:15 AM
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At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother. He says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!" |
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Aug 16 2005, 08:56 PM
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 i'm such a sucker sometimes. Group: Member Posts: 441 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,732 |
XD rofl. So many mailman jokes... but they always make me laugh.
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Purplefender86 Little Jonny Learn The Whole Truth Aug 13 2005, 12:15 AM
elmogurly lol, the truth can go a long way Aug 13 2005, 01:13 PM r05esarred haha. Aug 13 2005, 01:19 PM anqie LMAO. ow. Aug 13 2005, 01:42 PM hall0w lol the mailman is his dad? Aug 14 2005, 11:12 AM alli funny.but why is there so many jokes about mailmen... Aug 14 2005, 09:02 PM i heart john ^ Because housewives get lonely, and that's th... Aug 15 2005, 10:14 AM
mipadi QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Aug 15 2005, 11:14... Aug 15 2005, 10:38 AM danielle_x3 roflllll awww that's funny but cute Aug 15 2005, 10:16 AM iNyCxShoRT haha so i guess he doesn't get another 5 bucks... Aug 16 2005, 07:22 PM gotahemmi55 lol, i like this one Aug 16 2005, 11:54 PM icy_wonderland lol thats so cute! Aug 17 2005, 01:09 AM iced__cappucino lmao whoaaa Aug 21 2005, 11:43 PM jnukes wow. hahaha . Aug 22 2005, 02:32 AM islandkiss :O Aug 23 2005, 08:04 PM xxaznxgurlxx lool..this one is cute. Aug 24 2005, 04:40 PM |
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