The school is melting., what a fun, fun day. Options

[sadolakced acid]

alright so today i go to school and the air conditioning is broken.

and it's the south.
so it's like... 95 degrees and 100% humidity.
and that totally sucks.
and all the surfaces have condensation on them.
all. even desks, lockers, walls.

and then.

the floors start melting.

the glue and the wax on the tiles start melting... and the whole floor is just completely slick and nasty. there's like all this dirt and stuff in the wax that will be trapped when it solidifies.

there was a cricket in one class. i think it alread died of heat.

my school doesnt' have windows either.

(they let us out at 12:30, so that was nice. fixed the air too. )

anything like this ever happen to anyone?

[demolished]

Dam.

LIfe is a bitch.

^ it was originally built as a state prison.  However, it was made obselete by a new prision and so they cut down a bunch of the walls and made it into a school.

what am i saying... prisions have windows. with bars, but still windows.

yea.

it was built in the cold war, and we have a military base in our town, so people say it was made to withstand a nuclear blast.

(our town was the third on the soviet strike list.  whoohooo!  beat out chicago and all those other big cities.  only beat by DC and NY.  )

errr..  yea.

so it might be actually bomb proof or it might just be a rumor.  ( oh yea we get tornados here too, that might be it)

i think i should tell stories to the freshmen about the school.  and how there's a sub-human race living in the ventilation that hunts the mice that live in the celing (those actually exist).

hmmmm...

Wow, it sounds like a great museum

i think i should tell stories to the freshmen about the school.  and how there's a sub-human race living in the ventilation that hunts the mice that live in the celing (those actually exist).

It's interesting. Tell me more.